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Tucker Carlson says he has.

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Tucker Carlson Says Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding In His Bed With ‘Claw Mark’ Scars

Tucker Carlson said that he was "physically mauled" by a demon that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from "claw marks."
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I am making available today only a special potion to ward off these spirits, costing only $499.95 while supplies last. Small price to pay if you ask me. I promise it's not just Reservoir water.
 
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Faustdog said:
Tucker Carlson says he has.

www.mediaite.com

Tucker Carlson Says Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding In His Bed With ‘Claw Mark’ Scars

Tucker Carlson said that he was "physically mauled" by a demon that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from "claw marks."
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I am making available today only a special potion to ward off these spirits, costing only $499.95 while supplies last. Small price to pay if you ask me. I promise it's not just Reservoir water.
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In other words, one of the dogs accidentally scratched him when it stretched during the night. But just to be safe, can I get a 6-pack of your potion?
 
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patdog said:
In other words, one of the dogs accidentally scratched him when it stretched during the night. But just to be safe, can I get a 6-pack of your potion?
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Exactly right. Just to be safe. Buy some extra for the kids' rooms.
 
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Faustdog said:
Tucker Carlson says he has.

www.mediaite.com

Tucker Carlson Says Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding In His Bed With ‘Claw Mark’ Scars

Tucker Carlson said that he was "physically mauled" by a demon that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from "claw marks."
www.mediaite.com www.mediaite.com

I am making available today only a special potion to ward off these spirits, costing only $499.95 while supplies last. Small price to pay if you ask me. I promise it's not just Reservoir water.
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Does a redheaded ex-girlfriend count?
 
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Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons
 
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Howiefeltersnstch said:
Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists?
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The remote viewing stuff is a bunch of malarky.
 
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Howiefeltersnstch said:
Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons
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There's a difference in believing demons exist in the spiritual world and believing one physically attacked Tucker Carlson a year ago.
 
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Howiefeltersnstch said:
Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons
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Tell me you store jars of your own рiss without saying you store jars of your own рiss.
 
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Anon1717806835 said:
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As crazy as this election has been, that is probably the most bizarre to me - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. finding a place in the Republican Party.
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Let’s be honest. If you say Trump is awesome, there is a place for you. If you don’t, there isn’t. That appears to be the only requirement at this time.

This is not an endorsement of the other party. They all suck.
 
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HailStout said:
Let’s be honest. If you say Trump is awesome, there is a place for you. If you don’t, there isn’t. That appears to be the only requirement at this time.

This is not an endorsement of the other party. They all suck.
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I would bet you less than half of Trump voters think he's personally "awesome". This country has been in the rut of voting for the lesser of two perceived evils for a long time.
 
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Anon1717806835 said:
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As crazy as this election has been, that is probably the most bizarre to me - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. finding a place in the Republican Party.
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You have odd endorsements on both sides. For most sane folks and me, I know it has the same effect as celebrity endorsements. None. I love the celebrity shaming. I'm glad I already made my vote, so we turn the channel no matter which side is advertising.


As far as demons go, I keep a Hodo bag I got from a voodoo priestess, so I am covered.
 
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I cannot believe some of this bunch has not been toilet hugging drunk! If you have, you KNOW Demons are attacking you! Not saying I have experienced this myself of course.
 
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I would bet you less than half of Trump voters think he's personally "awesome". This country has been in the rut of voting for the lesser of two perceived evils for a long time.
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I agree wholeheartedly with that. I meant more with actual politicians and party members. It isn’t ending too well for any Republican politician who disagrees with Trump on ANYTHING. I don’t like one man having that much power. It is literally the opposite of being a conservative.
 
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HailStout said:
I agree wholeheartedly with that. I meant more with actual politicians and party members. It isn’t ending too well for any Republican politician who disagrees with Trump on ANYTHING. I don’t like one man having that much power. It is literally the opposite of being a conservative.
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I would WHOLEHEARTEDLY support limiting the president's use of executive orders .
 
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HailStout said:
I agree wholeheartedly with that. I meant more with actual politicians and party members. It isn’t ending too well for any Republican politician who disagrees with Trump on ANYTHING. I don’t like one man having that much power. It is literally the opposite of being a conservative.
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Kennedy and Trump disagree on several issues so your statement is baseless. If you disagree with the democrats what happens to you? Prison, lawsuits, “suicide”,
 
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MrKotter said:
Kennedy and Trump disagree on several issues so your statement is baseless. If you disagree with the democrats what happens to you? Prison, lawsuits, “suicide”,
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No, it isn’t. It proves my point more. He said Trump was awesome, therefore he is accepted. Policies don’t matter.

Don’t do the my side is great the other side is evil, BS. They are both clown shows

And don’t give me the whole “Democratic Party is controlling everything” BS. Their candidate was Joe freaking Biden. Those guys can’t get out of bed without F’n things up for themselves. No way they are also a James Bond villain in intelligence and masterminding plans
 
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Howiefeltersnstch said:
Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons
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The red comments are akin to when someone starts a comment with- 'Im not a racist, but...'

I had to look up what 'remote viewing' means. Oh wow that is unhinged.
It must have freaked you the 17 out to see Tom Cruise and Precogs on the big screen 20 years ago.
 
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No, it isn’t. It proves my point more. He said Trump was awesome, therefore he is accepted. Policies don’t matter.

Don’t do the my side is great the other side is evil, BS. They are both clown shows

And don’t give me the whole “Democratic Party is controlling everything” BS. Their candidate was Joe freaking Biden. Those guys can’t get out of bed without F’n things up for themselves. No way they are also a James Bond villain in intelligence and masterminding plans
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Your argument is completely baseless and you’re trying to save face by blatantly lying. Musk, Kennedy and Trump do not agree on everything and Musk and Kennedy will not step in line with Trump to secure a position. All three have said as much. Are you trying to say the democrats have not persecuted and imprisoned or attempted imprisonment to the opposition? You’re a damn liar if you are
 
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