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RBigredMax1

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Do they have GIFs over there?

All I know is Kong has a crazy memory and stuffs that memory into a pillowcase with bars of soap and then swings at people’s junk like a prison beat down. Some insults can get a little out of control for my liking but it only goes there after so much back and forth.

With that said - the gals who take such offense to his comebacks are soft. He’s a random dude on the internet - can’t impact your life at all. Yet some people getting into a pissing match to try and impress other people who also have no impact on their life. Crazy.

I like Kong and think everyone has had a run in at some point. But how freaked out people get is bonkers to me.
 
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king_kong__ said:
I cannot for the life of me fathom how one becomes that much of a puss

everyone knows @SantaBarbaraSker. is a gaping, seeping, oozing va*ina. this kind of snowflakitude is par for the course for him.

but I'm disappointed in you, @Stan Raymond
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kong, this is an example of why many on here despise you.
You make it personal and then take it to different levels.

The descriptions you use seem to always be so far fetched.
 
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itseasyas1-2-3

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king_kong__ said:
I have zero remorse for the impact my flowery (and 100% accurate) prose may have on the impotent & weak minded
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You just can't help yourself. So its always 100% accurate?

With Santa Barbara you say, "Everybody knows Santa Barbara is a gaping, seeping....." Why would you include "everybody" when that's total bullsh*t? Even if I agreed with you, a simple "he's a pus*y" would suffice.

To attack people is your default position. Impotent and weak minds is catchy. So now you're prepared for 50 back and forths with me on this until this thread is ended?
 
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itseasyas1-2-3 said:
You just can't help yourself. So its always 100% accurate?

With Santa Barbara you say, "Everybody knows Santa Barbara is a gaping, seeping....." Why would you include "everybody" when that's total bullsh*t? Even if I agreed with you, a simple "he's a pus*y" would suffice.

To attack people is your default position. Impotent and weak minds is catchy. So now you're prepared for 50 back and forths with me on this until this thread is ended?
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Nope.

Everybody does know Santa Barbara is an actual walking talking vulva. Absolute brainlet.

I don’t care if you bristle at my poetic composition, but it’s certainly telling when that becomes central to the discussion as opposed to the actual content of my diatribe.

it’s not an attack (I don’t know any of these people personally and I love every member of the NU family) unless preempted. I’m certainly not going to stand idly by while my good name is sullied.

I simply post my opinions here and those who are too delicate to exist in a world with dissenting thoughts (like that cowardly snowflake Santa Barbara) immediately crumble into a pile of their own soiled tissues.
 
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king_kong__ said:
Nope.

Everybody does know Santa Barbara is an actual walking talking vulva. Absolute brainlet.

I don’t care if you bristle at my poetic composition, but it’s certainly telling when that becomes central to the discussion as opposed to the actual content of my diatribe.

it’s not an attack (I don’t know any of these people personally and I love every member of the NU family) unless preempted. I’m certainly not going to stand idly by while my good name is sullied.

I simply post my opinions here and those who are too delicate to exist in a world with dissenting thoughts (like that cowardly snowflake Santa Barbara) immediately crumble into a pile of their own soiled tissues.
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I'm gonna reply, then I'm gonna put you on Ignore again.

You can't speak for the entire room regarding your personal opinion of any Husker Board poster. The actual content of your diatribe is pathetic. You DO attack as soon as you feel someone is challenging your ridiculous views. To say you love every member of the NU family is ridiculous, nobody talks to people the way you do if they have any regard for them.

I'm not really too delicate, in fact, if you were my son I'd put you over my lap and spank your ***. I hope you're gonna teach your girls your flowery prose so when they go to school they can enlighten their 2nd grade classmates who may be impotent and weak minded.

Fire away, cause I'm done with you kong.
 
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itseasyas1-2-3 said:
I'm gonna reply, then I'm gonna put you on Ignore again.

You can't speak for the entire room regarding your personal opinion of any Husker Board poster. The actual content of your diatribe is pathetic. You DO attack as soon as you feel someone is challenging your ridiculous views. To say you love every member of the NU family is ridiculous, nobody talks to people the way you do if they have any regard for them.

I'm not really too delicate, in fact, if you were my son I'd put you over my lap and spank your ***. I hope you're gonna teach your girls your flowery prose so when they go to school they can enlighten their 2nd grade classmates who may be impotent and weak minded.

Fire away, cause I'm done with you kong.
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I have zero issue with you or anyone personally and never tell anyone what to think.

everyone's opinions are welcome. I enjoy reading them all.

not sure why you're internalizing all of this, but that's your prerogative and you've mentioned several times on the old board that sometimes you just feel like fighting. perhaps this is just one of those times.

ta ta for now, old friend.
 
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I mean, this is a post board.

50% of us are not even close to who we are portraying ourselves as and the other 50% are liars.

Now...I will be back in a bit. Gotta go do some warmup bench sets of 315 before I go **** my 3 smoke show playmate girlfriends and then sell my 50,000 share of Oracle that I bought right before it went off the other day.
 
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SuperBigFan69 said:
I mean, this is a post board.

50% of us are not even close to who we are portraying ourselves as and the other 50% are liars.

Now...I will be back in a bit. Gotta go do some warmup bench sets of 315 before I go **** my 3 smoke show playmate girlfriends and then sell my 50,000 share of Oracle that I bought right before it went off the other day.
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Only 315? You sound like a bigger ***** than that commie running for nyc mayor
 
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itseasyas1-2-3 said:
I'm gonna reply, then I'm gonna put you on Ignore again.

You can't speak for the entire room regarding your personal opinion of any Husker Board poster. The actual content of your diatribe is pathetic. You DO attack as soon as you feel someone is challenging your ridiculous views. To say you love every member of the NU family is ridiculous, nobody talks to people the way you do if they have any regard for them.

I'm not really too delicate, in fact, if you were my son I'd put you over my lap and spank your ***. I hope you're gonna teach your girls your flowery prose so when they go to school they can enlighten their 2nd grade classmates who may be impotent and weak minded.

Fire away, cause I'm done with you kong.
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lol why are you taking this personal ?
 
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Baxter48 said:
Kong can be annoying at times, but he does have some good insight. He’s very passionate
if posters don’t agree with him block him, I did once but eventually I unblocked him. Actually him and I both got suspended for a week and We had private conversations he’s pretty cool guy
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you make some funny jokes at my expense. so does @RedMyMind2.0

credit where due
 
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SuperBigFan69 said:
Look, I tore up my shoulder the other day...

Saving a child from a rabid fully grown lion.
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yeah sorry about that... he got out the other day while I was brushing his teeth... I tried chasing him down while riding on the back of my Bear but the Bear just wasn't fast enough... should have taken the new Pagani instead. Thanks for saving the kid...
 
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many people here wanna play this weird political speak game with their commentary.

Kong talks about Husker football the way people do when they’re bs’ing at work. Calling it what it is, expressing frustrations, and being realistic on the outlook.

I think a large majority here even agree with his takes, they’re just afraid that they will lose good boy points with the “get off my lawn” crowd

he has always been the first to express sincere sympathy for members going through hardships, notably @Spectrumalaska and others
 
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TampaBaySkers said:
To be fair - I think most are confusing you with a mod that goes by Kong
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You’ve got to be fvcking joking…I know the difference… Kong the moderator, is a liberal piece of ****, but I’ll take him over captain useful idiot, football ignoramus, massive douche, any day.

Have a zero problem with someone having a differing opinion from mine as long as it’s well constructed…Simply can’t tolerate some douche, dropping into every thread, with moronic takes, and massive lack of football knowledge. Dude’s just a thread cancer. There’s a reason he’s been ban multiple times.





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SantaBarbaraSker. said:
You’ve got to be fvcking joking I know the difference… Kong the moderator, is a liberal piece of ****, but I’ll take him over captain useful idiot, football ignoramus, massive douche, any day.
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horse brushing GIF by FEI Global
 
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