OT: Lowe's, Vaseline, and a Shed

[The Cooterpoot]

In Slidell no less

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone

Slidell Police arrested a man for lewd conduct after he was found in a Lowe’s display shed with his pants down and a bottle of Vaseline

www.wlbt.com

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Moral of this story:

The cost of lumber is absurd.

Mill your own wood.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Made me think of Beavis and Butthhead: "You them boys that's been whacking in my shed"

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Said he was masturbating, but I would have thought he should put it on his rear.
Bend Over.

 

[aTotal360]

 

[SteelCurtain74]

 

[HotMop]

I mean, who hasn't done that?

 

[Jack Klompus.sixpack]

 

[Podgy]

Vaseline comes in a bottle? Didn't know that and I'm so glad I read this.

 

[grinningmule]

 

[grinningmule]

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone

Slidell Police arrested a man for lewd conduct after he was found in a Lowe’s display shed with his pants down and a bottle of Vaseline

www.wlbt.com

Date night in Pearl, Mississippi?

 

[Villagedawg]

In Slidell no less

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone

Slidell Police arrested a man for lewd conduct after he was found in a Lowe’s display shed with his pants down and a bottle of Vaseline

www.wlbt.com

Thanks Osama!

 

[patdog]

If masturbating in the Lowe’s display is wrong I don’t want to be right. **

 

[Dawgbite]

Somebody’s getting a deal on a new shed!

 

[ETK99]

Maybe it was a "she" shed

 

[ronpolk]

Probably just dirty mike and the boys

 

[horshack.sixpack]

In Slidell no less

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone

Slidell Police arrested a man for lewd conduct after he was found in a Lowe’s display shed with his pants down and a bottle of Vaseline

www.wlbt.com

I saw that story. What stood out to me was that he "was not from Slidell". I mean the guy travelled to make this happen.

 

[GloryDawg]

 

[TimberBeast]

I saw that story. What stood out to me was that he "was not from Slidell". I mean the guy travelled to make this happen.

I'm surprised he even got caught in the dell.

 

[dawgman42]

You had me at "Slidell." Checks out.

 

[Drebin]

In Slidell no less

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone

Slidell Police arrested a man for lewd conduct after he was found in a Lowe’s display shed with his pants down and a bottle of Vaseline

www.wlbt.com

 

[Msdeltareb]

Made me think of Beavis and Butthhead: "You them boys that's been whacking in my shed"

Like a coupla spider monkeys