OT: Mississippi declares STD epidemic

Bulldog Bruce

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Wear a damn raincoat
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Ha this reminds me of a time in health class my junior year in high school - all boys - when we covering this subject. The teacher assigned us coming up with slogans to help promote celibacy, birth control, avoiding STD's, etc. Some of the ones I remember were:
- If you want to live, wear a contra-cep-TIIIIVE
- If you want to f*ck her, wrap that sucker.
- If you are gay, Tex, always use latex.
I wish I could remember more because we had the teacher (a man) rolling in the floor laughing.
 

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When we first started dating my wife was working in the emergency department at UMMC and one of her duties was calling people with their STD test results and telling them what they'd won. It was amazing frankly the people who simply would not grasp cause-and-effect (one lady told her that she must have gotten it from using the same toilet as a ****** younger relative) or that if THEY themselves had not been misbehaving, then the person they'd been behaving with must have been misbehaving.

The other funny part was that there was a direct correlation between rainy days and an uptick in people needing STD tests. Rainy day, they were going to be busy three days later. Go buy a television, folks.
 

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The initial sore (chancre) of syphilis can appear in areas not covered by a condom, such as the skin around the genitals, allowing transmission through skin-to-skin contact.
First hand knowledge?

And your saying since there is a possibility there is a situation that could get around protection, don't bother using protection that is effective in most situations?
 
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They should do what every army training site i went to did: show images of each and every std imaginable to scare folks in mississippi. half the people in army auditoriums were hacking at each image.
 

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And your saying since there is a possibility there is a situation that could get around protection, don't bother using protection that is effective in most situations?
No, I didn’t say that. You can know I didn’t say that by reading what I said.
 

Bulldog Bruce

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No, I didn’t say that. You can know I didn’t say that by reading what I said.
So why respond at all to my saying wear a condom? I did not say it works 100% of the time. Still a good idea though. Which you could know if you read what I wrote.
 

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So why respond at all to my saying wear a condom? I did not say it works 100% of the time. Still a good idea though. Which you could know if you read what I wrote.
I didn’t say you said it works 100% of the time. I’m sorry you keep reading into what I said.

Two things can be true:
-condom is better than no condom
-they don’t mitigate all risks

We can say the same about bullet proof vests.
 

Bulldog Bruce

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I didn’t say you said it works 100% of the time. I’m sorry you keep reading into what I said.

Two things can be true:
-condom is better than no condom
-they don’t mitigate all risks

We can say the same about bullet proof vests.
Just not sure why you felt the need to say it.

If I make a statement:

policemen should wear bulletproof vests.

Would you feel it is necessary to just say:

They don't mitigate all risks?

As a reply to statement one it generally implies you are correcting something in the first statement.



Now If you say:

I agree, however be aware they don't mitigate all risks.

That would acknowledge the first statement is accurate and the additional information is also accurate.
 
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Ha this reminds me of a time in health class my junior year in high school - all boys - when we covering this subject. The teacher assigned us coming up with slogans to help promote celibacy, birth control, avoiding STD's, etc. Some of the ones I remember were:
- If you want to live, wear a contra-cep-TIIIIVE
- If you want to f*ck her, wrap that sucker.
- If you are gay, Tex, always use latex.
I wish I could remember more because we had the teacher (a man) rolling in the floor laughing.
If you got a brain..........abstain!
 
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When we first started dating my wife was working in the emergency department at UMMC and one of her duties was calling people with their STD test results and telling them what they'd won. It was amazing frankly the people who simply would not grasp cause-and-effect (one lady told her that she must have gotten it from using the same toilet as a ****** younger relative) or that if THEY themselves had not been misbehaving, then the person they'd been behaving with must have been misbehaving.

The other funny part was that there was a direct correlation between rainy days and an uptick in people needing STD tests. Rainy day, they were going to be busy three days later. Go buy a television, folks.
I had to read results to a woman in clinic once.

“You don’t have chlamydia”
“Thank you, Jesus”
“You don’t have gonorrhea”
“Thank you, Jesus”
“You don’t have syphilis”
“Thank you, Jesus”
“You do have trichimoniasis…”
“Oh Lord”
“But we can treat it”
“Thank you, Jesus”
 
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Ha this reminds me of a time in health class my junior year in high school - all boys - when we covering this subject. The teacher assigned us coming up with slogans to help promote celibacy, birth control, avoiding STD's, etc. Some of the ones I remember were:
- If you want to live, wear a contra-cep-TIIIIVE
- If you want to f*ck her, wrap that sucker.
- If you are gay, Tex, always use latex.
I wish I could remember more because we had the teacher (a man) rolling in the floor laughing.
If you want to shag it, bag it.
 
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