OT: Mother In Law...

[OxpatchReb]

and that unfortunately seems to be pretty common with older, single MILs.

No hubby + No kids = Move back in with/nextdoor to kids + destroy marriage subconsciously (or consciously) so kid will need mommy again.

I wish this situation on no man, regardless of Collegiate Sports Team Affiliation.

 

[StuckonStupid]

Camel toe, moose knuckle, or smuggling a yo-yo

This one is a damn big yo-yo.

 

[tenureplan]

nm</p>

 

[tenureplan]

My relationship with God was one of the main reasons for me as well. I didn't choose to get divorced in the first place.

Two of the main themes of the Bible are forgiveness and reconciliation. </p>

 

[bonedaddy401]

Done and done

 

[patdog]

what kind of adult moves somewhere without a permanent residence already lined up?

Pretty sure the MIL had her permanent residence lined up when she got the SOL to agree to let her move in for a couple of weeks while she "finds a place to live." 90% of the battle was lost when he agreed to let her move in for an indefinite period. Now it's a tough one to get out of. I like the idea someone had of telling them that he's going to take a certain day off and spend all day helping her find a place to live. If that doesn't work, he's going to have to either decide to live with the situation or give an ultimatum that one month from now, if she doesn't have an apartment, I'm going to go find one and either me or her is going to move into it.

 

[OrrDawg]

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[biguglyjoe]

your open refrigerator. It'll drive her crazy just thinking about what may be in her broth. If that doesn't do the trick, at least the cool air will feel nice.

 

[Dawg4Life]

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Be a man and set some boundaries. Why do you have to be subtle?

Women tend to leave men who they don't respect or who they can manipulate. Don't let your wife or your mother-in-law manipulate you or disrespect you in any manner.

Be upfront and deal with it. It may not be fair or easy, but that's part of being a man. Deal with it.

 

[Hanmudog]

If the mother in law's room is next to yours the have extremely loud, head board bangingsex with your wife or yourselfevery night at about 3 in the morning. At the moment of climax be sure to yell like a bull moose caught in sausage grinder.

 

[HotMop]

Masturbate with the bathroom door open...hourly. Yell for her to bring you a beer as you are doing the deed. Rinse, Repeat.

 

[RocketCityDawg]

I wanted our kids to be raised by their birth parents.
Divorce is toughest on the kids.

My parents were divorced, so I have a perspective.

 

[harrydawg.sixpack]

There is actually a serious conversation going on in the middle of some of the funniest, stupidest posts I have ever seen.

Classic!

 

[The Peeper]

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[DAWG61]

to the high school girls volleyball team.***