OT - Movie review - TED

Maroon Flounder

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Guy humor...off the chain...your wife/gf will be offended. Marky Mark and the teddy bear...funny as ****. Wrong on so many levels...in a funny way. My side still hurts.</p>

To make it sports related...there is a scene at Fenway.</p>

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Xenomorph

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They threw a lot of stuff against the wall. Most of it stuck... in a big way. My only gripe is that a couple of scenes went on too long. Like the party in Ted's apartment.<div>
</div><div>Every line out of Ted's mouth is gold. Making fun of fat kids, Susan Boyle and the stuff he says to the grocery store manager. Wow.. And I don't know how they got away with him pretending to be retarded at the end. Maybe stuffed teddy bears putting on like Corky are immune to political correctness. In any case I haven't heard any outcry from mommy groups on that one. Seriously shocking.</div><div>
</div><div>Giovanni Ribissi creeping out to the Tiffany video was a riot. The college kids in my screening were chuckling.. the older farts like me were doubled over in laughter.</div>
 

PBRME

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The wife and I saw it Saturday. She laughed more than I did. There was a woman sitting behind me that said more than once this is stupid. I wanted to turn around and ask her what she expected? It's an R rated movie about a %$%@$$% talking bear.
 

DeeADubyaGizzle

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I took it as more of a stroke victim than a 'tard, but whatever it was, it was the funniest part of the movie. I laugh every time I think about it. My wife loved it too.

I haven't laughed that hard in a movie theater since The Hangover (original, not the sausage-fest sequel). </p>
 

Uncle Ruckus

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but i just didn't think it was great. i'm the only one i know that has watched it that didn't love it. maybe i was expecting too much and it will be better the second time around.<div id="LCS_336D0C35_8A85_403a_B9D2_65C292C39087_communicationDiv"></div>
 

anon1751035439

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I know that's much help for you coming from me, but I agree. It sucked. I got tired of the cheap laughs from Ted way too early in the movie.
 

Rockydawg

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and that's saying A LOT. I needed a pause button in the theater for that damn movie.
 

Hanmudog

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cougardawg said:
Xenomorph said:
Savages
Staring Taylor Kitch ofFriday Night Lights?
I have not watched an Oliver Stone movie since Natural Born Killers. That was the worst damn movie in the history of talking pictures. I just do not understand how the same guy that made Platoon could have made that garbage.