Not sure why, but I just remembered this T-shirt line from the 90's. We really are the best generation.
OT: Raise Your Hand if You Wore One
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I don't think I ever wanted to wear one, but I know I wouldn't have been allowed. In hindsight kind of crazy looking back on the number of Jr. High kids from affluent families that went to church that wore these shirts. Our school actually had to clarify that they weren't permitted under the dress code, I guess since it didn't specifically state "no blatant references to penises and sex" I guess.
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I remember seeing people I knew wearing them and saying to myself, “I didn’t realize their parents were that trashy.”
I was in the early stages of programm at that era but my records also indicate purchases of such decals that would fit into the same young male innuendo. 
Would wear mine, with the sleeves cut off of course, while playing this classic.
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Used to sneak glances at these at Walmart when my mom wasn’t looking
And in Cocoa Beach. Maybe at Ron Jon's too?
Wow. Thats a blast from the past. My mother would have made sure those got lost in the wash so I never had any. But I went to school with a boy that I think had every single one.
however... I did rock a few of these in late elementary school - early junior high:
Wasn’t there some king of big squirrel nuts tshirt that was popular about the same time as the big Johnson
I was in this camp as well. I had to hide my Bud-weis-er frogs t-shirt from my mother. She eventually found it and kept it. She gave it back to me when I went to State; it no longer fit.
I can't imagine the lectures and life lessons I would've been subjected to if she'd have found a Big Johnson shirt. My father would tell me I wasn't white trash.
I heard that a lot. Enough that you'd have to wonder if you'd really have to tell somebody that much if they weren't really white trash at heart.
My buddy wore them almost every day. His parents were divorced and his dad would buy them if he saw them. Between Gadzooks and Spencer’s, lots of $$ were spent. Don’t ever remember these being at the Walmarts though
Watched a guy in a Mechanics of Materials class make a presentation to the class in this beauty . . .
If your parents were cool, you got Big Johnson shirts. Big Dog if they weren’t
Sheesh boys. I don't think wearing a Big Johnson T-shirt has anything to do with white trash. It was just funny for hormonal little 13-14 boys that liked dirty joke and dreamed of getting laid...
Imagine if your mother's new about all the horrible places you jerked off, the things you jerked off to, and the stuff you jerked off on.
I said that's what my father thought of them. Of course I wanted one as a hormonal pubescent. And like a lot of things, it turns out he was correct.
I secretly bought one and had to keep it hidden from my mom. Would wear it under another shirt and take that one off when I got to school
I think those were a little after my time. I never could bring myself to go out in public with stuff like that anyway. I remember bringing home a “Van Halen Kicks ***” shirt and my dad, a connoisseur of professional cussing himself, lost his mind at the idea of me wearing it.
Had a one, a big dawg, and a fudpuckers shirt....and until the car died in 2002, a cash's bumper sticker
13-14? Man, you went to a NICE school huh??? I remember some 4th graders rocking a Big Johnson shirt at mine.
This is the platonic ideal version of the Big Johnson shirt in my mind. Thanks for the memory.
Definitely looks like something that the higher-ups at Briarcrest wouldn’t stand for any females to wear. Guys would probably be allowed to keep them on, if they were adopted.
Had sticker on my truck. "Big Johnson scuba, we make it easy for 'em to go down"
Spring break ‘92
Fort Walton Beach
Cash’s bumper stickers (everybody noticed when you pulled up to school on the Monday after spring break with one of those on your bumper - the staff at cash’s would put them on every car in the parking lot)
Also remember the CRDIX t-shirts as well
Fort Walton Beach
Cash’s bumper stickers (everybody noticed when you pulled up to school on the Monday after spring break with one of those on your bumper - the staff at cash’s would put them on every car in the parking lot)
Also remember the CRDIX t-shirts as well