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OT: Steve Politi, You're a Douche Bag, Part I-Can't-Remember

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AreYouNUTS

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So...you rank the college HC openings putting Rutgers - the program you love to hate - just behind Maryland which for well-known financial reasons, I get, but ahead of Illinois, which I actually agree with! Anyway, in your "snapshot" for Rutgers you decide to throw out YOUR choice for our next head coach and you pick - to replace his former protoge' Kyle Dud....GREG SCHIANO!!! Okay, now, I bet you're wondering exactly WHY this makes you a douche bag, or, more of a douche bag than you've been your whole life, right? Well, let me throw it out there for you Polidouche:

- it's the easy way out, seriously, way to go out on a limb there Stevie-boy!

- you chose a guy who is both out-of-work AND the former HC here

- you chose a guy who wasn't a "media darling," to begin with, then by the end of his tenure couldn't stand people like yourself, who couldn't stand him, so while CHOOSING him, as our next coach, you know that all your doing is...

- setting yourself up for tons of juicy stories and Polidouchisms...

- all the while being able to say "ha, I told you so!" at the same time

You sir, once again, have proven yourself to be the penis you see in the mirror on a daily basis. CONGRATS!!!
 
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mdk02

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You mean he isn't doing God's work? Most of this board is going to be shocked! Just shocked.
 
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DJ Spanky

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I think you should replace "Douche Bag Part XXX" with "Permanent Douche Bag".

As for wanting GS back, this would just give him prime subject matter to continuously slam Rutgers Football.
 
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AreYouNUTS

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SanFranRutgers said:
Yeah, this needed it's own thread ...
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Yeah, it did, and if you don't like it, don't open and/or respond.

(apparently you missed the "Politi is a douche bag" series from last fall/winter...it was epic...EPIC I tell ya'..and I would think a scholar, such as yourself, would appreciate the term "Polidouchisms"....)
 
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NotInRHouse_anon

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Not a fan but don't mind this.

Schiano is a reasonable candidate. At the end of the day, it behooves the SL to have someone like GS who will generate excitement off the bat.

One positive about GS is that we already know his "dirt" and the SL will have to rehash how Tampa players thought he was a big meanie instead of the time when Dino Babers had an unpaid parking ticket.
 
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AreYouNUTS

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NotInRHouse said:
Not a fan but don't mind this.

Schiano is a reasonable candidate. At the end of the day, it behooves the SL to have someone like GS who will generate excitement off the bat.

One positive about GS is that we already know his "dirt" and the SL will have to rehash how Tampa players thought he was a big meanie instead of the time when Dino Babers had an unpaid parking ticket.
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You completely missed the point of the thread. Nobody is saying he isn't "viable," it's about the fact that Polidouche took the easy, obvious way out here and will end up bashing Greg anyway.
 
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NotInRHouse_anon

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OK. I might say Golden seems more obvious from the board's tea leaves.

Also, we could hire Nick Saban and he would say about when he lost to Ole Miss. That we all know!
 
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AreYouNUTS

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NotInRHouse said:
OK. I might say Golden seems more obvious from the board's tea leaves.

Also, we could hire Nick Saban and he would say about when he lost to Ole Miss. That we all know!
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Oh, trust me, there would have been a thread regardless of his choice! [banana]
 
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