OT: Swag Update and Insider Information

OzarkaNSW

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What's up nerds? About to drop some knowledge on you clowns. First off I murdered it once again in Starkville.

Ya boy scored some club level seats so I was up there ballin ballin and sipping Absolut with this little
dime piece on my arm. She lost her wristband and was asked to leave, after a few choice words with the "management"
I was escorted out because I had my attitude poplin all over. I was escorted out all the way down the stairs,
definitely looking like the number one hardo and my dime piece must have thought I was sexy AF so after we watch the rest of the game
from the stands with the common folk we head back to her place (blow job).

Also, after I shmoozing with the ballers in the club level and got some big time insider information from some very reliable boosters.

Shumpert is going no where he is upset but mainly because he was promised that he would get more carries and has not, but he isn't going anywhere. Look for him to have an extended role in the game also with Fred Ross in the sweep game action in the egg bowl. Definitely gonna
be a W.

Also, big time information coming from my boys in Jackson. One of my buds is taking his private jet down to Louisiana and picking up Hudspeth will bring him to the Egg Bowl and will land on the 50 via helicopter at half time and be introduced as our new coach. Stricklin will have a few choice words with Mullen right before the second half kick off, as Hudspeth is parachuting from the Helicopter and shirt will be optional. Mullen will be asked to leave, Mark will take over with new staff at start of third quarter, and ***spoiler alert*** also will be accompanied by new Defensive coordinator Bill Cowher (steelers old head coach).

-Out
 

Lettucexxxx

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