It's been a little while, I literally haven't been to sleep since we beat Auburn. Whose the best in the world? It is us. Literally the best team in the world, we knew this was going to happen this **** is literally too easy. Will somebody please give us a challenge. Great atmosphere or whatever. Auburn should not have let us get in our zone. We got in our zone, never let us get in our zone we are way to deep in our zone. And now we go to Lexington to face the perennial cowards of the East. Absolute doormats. "But Oz!!!! This Kentucky team is super improved, great recruiting class! Stoops has them moving in the right direction!!" Blow me. Their ship has sailed. Just the mere fact that Mark Stoops is related to Bob Stoops makes me lose all respect for him. I guess it wasn't his fault he was born into a family of weird talking idiots. But whatever. "But Ozzie!! There QB was Mr. Football in Kentucky, do not overlook him!!!" Sweet, you know who else was Mr. Football in Kentucky? Tim Couch. Kid through like one decent touchdown pass and maybe beat LSU or something (I don't know it literally doesn't matter) and he gets drafted, cries about his offensive line. So he quits and then has a successful broadcasting career. Haha just kidding he was an analyst for like JP Sports, Jr. or something. Isn't it basketball season yet anyway? I expect little to no interest by Kentucky fans in this game. An absolute beatdown, Dak wins the Heisman with this game. We will be licking whiskey off tits in no time. Maybe I'll find the kentucky lady with three teeth that tried to swindle me into her hotel room in the SEC tourney in Atlanta a few years ago, might be time to mix things up she could get weird and fun in a quick way. Whatever.
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"It's been a little while, I literally haven't been to sleep since we beat Auburn."
Crystal does that.
Crystal does that.
