OT: Swag Update: Swagsonville

OzarkaNSW

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Jul 12, 2010
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We lost? Care.

If we were keeping score by how much *** I got the dogs definitely would have won. I absolutely tore it up. One year removed from the 2010 Gator Bowl when I became a legend on the Jacksonville Landing...even I thought couldn't top myself, but what do you think happened? Killed it. Friday night was epic I was bossed out with my blazer, went to eat and already started laying ground work at dinner. Waitress...yep. Got her number, she came out with us after she got off....and boy did she get off. She stayed in my room, so I had to take her back in the morning. Then I showered and went to the game. She started texting me wanting to hang out again last night....didn't respond. Started drinking some screw drivers while I watched us continue the season of implosion. Whatever, killed it. Met up with some girl I knew from when I was in school. Nailed it. Not before getting my rocks off behind this small alley way with a lawyer from Northwestern. Now you may be saying to your self, yeah right you're full of **** of course you are gonna say you hooked up with the other teams girl. Swear. Come to find out her on again off again boyfriend is a back up lineman for Northwestern. Care. Finally got back today. Swagsonville indeed. #Beast
 

mcdawg22

Heisman
Sep 18, 2004
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but this was actually welcomed reading. God how disapointed am I right now.
 

mcdawg22

Heisman
Sep 18, 2004
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The New Years comment to "Brian" during the brown note almost made me lose MY ****.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

All-Conference
May 28, 2007
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Dude, you skipped three whole days. What happened between dropping off the waitress Saturday morning and showering and going to the game on Tuesday? Inquiring minds want to know.
 

OzarkaNSW

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Jul 12, 2010
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It's been a long few days

My mistake. When referring to Friday night I was actually referring to December 31st, I have had my days mixed up all week.
 

DirtyDog

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Aug 24, 2012
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I don't always bang waitress, but when I do they are all sex godesses

Tips hat to Ozarka. Stay thirsty, my friend.