OT: Why do some people not think about FB and Youtube

[AndyMSU]

and what it can do to your future.

I interviewed someone for a job today. Allbeit, this job is in a coffee shop I own in Costa Rica and really does not pay all that much money nor does it have much responsibility.

But damn! I thought what the heck, gonna put this person's name into google and see why they are down here living and in need of work.

Well, her name comes up with a link to a music video... check it out if you want on YouTube, but I think I will keep from linking directly to it.

The song is titled ***** Come First and she talks about being a stripper and even gives a slight lap dance to some old codger in the video.

#1 I think she is ugly as sin
#2 I think there is no way in hell I am hiring her now

What ye of SPS think... am I making the right decision or am I missing a unique opportunity to increase coffee sales given her apparent previous job experience?

To make it spots related, I once went to Baby Dolls in Dallas after a Cowboy's game, they had a lot of strippers working that night!

 

[Hump4Hoops]

She's a pretty classic butterface

And obviously a *****. Good body though. If you're looking for someone to have an ill-advised affair with and contract an STD from, hire the hell out of her pronto.

On another level, I can see why she probably needs a job at a coffeehouse - her other career choices have probably not paid the bills.

 

[UncleEddie]

Leading me to that youtube video is the best thing that has been on this board in a while. ***** definitely comes first!!!!!
Don't be stupid hire her now!!!!

 

[drail14me]

After seeing that video, she might do other work on the side (actually, on her back). Film that and post it and you too could have a side line business!

 

[DAWG61]

Dude hire her!! That's 17ing hilarious.

 

[icecreamdawg]

Well, she did say she had a five dollar face. I would've said more like $3.50

 

[Seinfeld]

Thank you for that

I took the day off today, and I think I may have to go ahead and go crack open a cold one to get the weekend started.

"The cat is out the bag and I'm really, really glad. Don't you get the ***** mad or... get the ***** sad"

Awesome

Edited to add: One thing that might make my morning even better. If there's anyone out there with an active genespage account, post something about a new recruit video and then paste that link. The responses before the lock would be golden

 

[DerHntr]

1. FB and YouTube can be career (or at least job) killers. I deleted both of mine.

2. In this case it could be a career builder for this *****. You could use the video to promote the coffee shop!

 

[DerHntr]

So guys, if Andy hires her, what should they name her special drink on the menu?

 

[Salty.sixpack]

I'd bet the codger is in the video because he financed the song and the video.

Andy, you've got to hire her as a coffee house sideshow. I wouldn't trust her to ring up one coffee but damn, have her wipe down the tables in the Catholic school girl outfit or something.

 

[saltslugs]

This song is 17ing awesome.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

what a nice lady. does she still shave half of her head?

 

[AndyMSU]

Sorry for the double post... Fat fingered it while typing on an iPhone!

 

[AndyMSU]

I actually feel bad for her down here. Prostitution is legal and she does not stand a chance with all the Colombian, Nicaraguan, Domenican, or Costa Rican women. Even the gringos in this town will not pay attention to her ugly skinny ***. Even worse for her is that before any tips the counter staff may earn I only pay her 750 Colones an hour or about $1.30 an hour. That is minimal wage here plus they get a mandatory 10% of any food sales.

I for one would not have any relations with this creature even if it was my last day on earth.

However, the rumor around town this morning is that during lady's night in one of the local bars she did hook up with another girl and her boyfriend last night. So I guess she is Bi-curious also.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

thanks now I will have that song stuck in my head all day...****

 

[maroonmadman]

If the old codger financed that video he didn't spend much.

You could name the drink a Cafe' Felatte'

 

[Lucky13Dawg]

this is why i love sixpack. it's like a a box of chocolates. filled with *****.

 

[Lucky13Dawg]

and apparently i don't know how to reply on this board.

 

[PBRME]

Well, she did say she had a five dollar face. I would've said more like $3.50

Damn you monster, get off my lawn, i ain't givin you no tree fiddy!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FreeDawg]

Leading me to that youtube video is the best thing that has been on this board in a while. ***** definitely comes first!!!!!
Don't be stupid hire her now!!!!

Not everyday you get to see talent like that. Can't believe she didn't get signed

 

[BogeyGolfer.sixpack]

Some of you are full...

of ****. I would venture to say that 99% of this board given the chance would not turn it down.

 

[gymdawg.sixpack]

those poor girls likely thought this was their BIG break!

 

[AlSwearengen]

HIRE THIS HOOKER NOW!! And on her first day, have the song piped in to the shop. Andy, I don't assume you can own guns in Costa Rica can you?