OT: You can fix her - The Oxford Blonde Bombshell

[onewoof]

Woman Charged with Attempted Murder in Oxford After Planting Homemade Bomb - Oxford, MS News

LAFAYETTE COUNTY, MS — A Batesville woman is facing state and potentially federal charges following a multi-agency investigation into a homemade explosive device discovered on a vehicle in Lafayette County. Christina Laureen Willis, 27, was arrested on August 4, 2025, after authorities executed...

oxfordmsnews.com

 

[Fritz!]

That’s a “rode hard, put up wet” looking 27yo.

 

[RocketDawg]

That’s a “rode hard, put up wet” looking 27yo.

Was there a picture?

 

[Yeti]

Somethings aren’t worth trying to fix.

 

[onewoof]

Was there a picture?

 

[Fritz!]

Was there a picture?

https://wreg.com/news/local/woman-arrested-in-ms-for-explosive-device-in-package/

 

[ZombieKissinger]

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Devastating that the bomb detonated and did that to her hair

 

[RocketDawg]

https://wreg.com/news/local/woman-arrested-in-ms-for-explosive-device-in-package/

Not as bad as I was expecting, after the "rode hard and put up wet" comment but still pretty bad.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

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[onewoof]

"During the August 4 search of Willis’s residence, law enforcement discovered bomb-making materials, homemade high explosive substances, firearms, and narcotics. Investigators also found another live explosive device, which was rendered safe at the scene by bomb technicians."

 

[John Deaux VII]

Carpet don't match the curtains. If she had just stayed a brunette, this probably would not have happened.

 

[mcdawg22]

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What would we do baby, without us?
What would we do baby, without us?
And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through
What would we do baby,
without us?
Sha-la-la-la

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Clearly bitches better not be messing around with her man.

 

[Pookieray]

Dang, yall are acting like she's some old haggard. She's not a 10 but she ain't all that bad.

 

[patdog]

Yeah. I’m way beyond trying to fix anybody. You can’t fix crazy.

 

[The Peeper]

She's not a 10 but she ain't all that bad.

The difference in $10 and $5 isn't a whole lot. The difference in a woman that's a 10 and a 5 is very dramatic

 

[The Peeper]

Carpet don't match the curtains. If she had just stayed a brunette, this probably would not have happened.

She's got such pretty blonde hair, I wonder why she dyed those roots so dark?**

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Who/what was the planned target?

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[Fritz!]

Dang, yall are acting like she's some old haggard. She's not a 10 but she ain't all that bad.

I think the first pic I saw was taking with a potato.

 

[tenureplan]

I would hit it but I wouldn't tell her where I live

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

I would hit it but I wouldn't tell her where I live

I seriously laughed out loud!

 

[Darryl Steight]

What would we do baby, without us?
What would we do baby, without us?
And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through
What would we do baby,
without us?
Sha-la-la-la

I was always more of a Mallory guy anyway*

 

[She Mate Me]

"Hey Hun, I always kinda liked the name Laura. Let's make the baby's middle name Laura, or maybe Lauren, that's pretty too."

"17 that shitt, we gotta give her a GD original name. This precious angel is gonna be somebody !!"

"Laureen it is ..."

 

[She Mate Me]

She's got such pretty blonde hair, I wonder why she dyed those roots so dark?**

This is a very complex procedure. Do not underestimate the skill and intelligence required.

 

[maroontide06]

What does @ClintonInHelen feel about this matter? Maybe he can put this to bed or send it packing with the bombs.

 

[RebelRH]

I wonder what Clinton's position is with the news on the rise of STDs in the state. I bet he is more careful and selective.

 

[maroontide06]

She looks like someone who has had corrective surgery for a cleft lip/palate.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Perfect cellmate for her at Parchman.

Jones County woman sentenced to 4 years in prison for having sex with dogs - SuperTalk Mississippi

The Laurel woman spotted in multiple videos having sex with dogs is now serving a four-year prison stint.

www.supertalk.fm

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

 

[paindonthurt]

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Some might be worth near death experiences. She isn’t one of them!

 

[DawgsGoneWild]

Perfect cellmate for her at Parchman.

Jones County woman sentenced to 4 years in prison for having sex with dogs - SuperTalk Mississippi

The Laurel woman spotted in multiple videos having sex with dogs is now serving a four-year prison stint.

www.supertalk.fm

Wow. Just wow. Glad she cleared up the questions that she enjoyed it

 

[Muttley]

I wonder what Clinton's position is with the news on the rise of STDs in the state. I bet he is more careful and selective.

I haven't seen any of Clinton's posts to indicate this, but I may have missed it. I'm thinking a little scabby.

 

[RebelRH]

Wow. Just wow. Glad she cleared up the questions that she enjoyed it

What about the dog? Who owned the dog? Did the dog file a complaint? These questions should be answered. We haven't heard the dog's side. Did he enjoy it?

And if she escaped would they turn the dogs loose on her and will she be banned from being around dogs when she gets out? Will she have to register as a dog sex offender? Too many unanswered questions for me to have an opinion.

 

[TheBannerM]

Poverty roots.

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Back in the day I would've said, "I'd do her again."

 

[RebelRH]

Back in the day I would've said, "I'd do her again."

Which one? The bomber or dog lover? Or both? With the bomber you might risk an STD with the state on the rise or get blown up and with the dog lover maybe heart worms, mange, parvo, etc.

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Which one? The bomber or dog lover? Or both? With the bomber you might risk an STD with the state on the rise or get blown up and with the dog lover maybe heart worms, mange, parvo, etc.

Both, and your mama.

 

[DerHntr]

Looks like a trashier Miranda Lambert. That is for sure not a compliment.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

She looks like someone who has had corrective surgery for a cleft lip/palate.

That’s just lip herpes