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The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
15,500
10,665
113
Hey Hugh, you mind if we change seats, mine's a little warm over here...........

 

BeardoMSU

Redshirt
Jul 9, 2013
788
0
0
My wife says I can't stay the whole game; too much sun has a disastrous effect on my libido.
 

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
23,853
10,700
113
"Hey, Ang, says here inability to perform sexually and male pattern baldness are often associated."
 

thekimmer

All-Conference
Aug 30, 2012
8,149
2,160
113
Wow dude. From this shot of you at the nudie beach I can see that theory about tall guys is just a myth and no wonder you are having issues in the sack.
 
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WayboDawg

Redshirt
Jun 7, 2013
1,219
1
38
Hey Hugh, you mind if we change seats, mine's a little warm over here...........


AK: Hey Freeze, want to know a secret?
HF: Whats that?
AK: You've got to promise not to tell a soul.
HF: Cross my heart.
AK: And hope to die?
HF: Stick a rusty needle in my eye.
AK: I hate Ole Miss.... I really do.
HF: Ditto.
AK: Sigh....
 

jb1020

Freshman
Jun 7, 2009
1,866
87
48
HF "this is pathetic Andy

here I am texting 16 year old boys and you can't get it up for your above average wife"

AK- "whatever hugh, we're both millionaires thanks to OM."
 

HomeBoyDawg

All-Conference
Oct 22, 2013
1,335
1,241
93
Says right here, Andy, that it is...
"a game played on a large field by two teams of nine players who try to score runs by hitting a small ball with a bat and then running to each of the four bases without being put out."
 

thekimmer

All-Conference
Aug 30, 2012
8,149
2,160
113
Its a text from Mike. He says either put a hat on or sit somewhere else. The glare off your head is killing us at the plate. He told me not to smile.....
 

The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
15,500
10,665
113
Yeah, I was thinking Peeping Crooms in the empty seat behind them had potential. Interesting side note, when I type Croom, software puts a red line under it to tell me its misspelled. When I add an "s" to make it Crooms, it goes away as if its spelled correctly now. I guess my software has seen me type it w/ the s so much it accepts that now
 

AlCoDog

All-Conference
Feb 27, 2008
5,868
1,427
113
If that sumbitch bumps me with his knee one more gat dang time, I swear I'm gonna gnaw a hole on the 17er. Selfie!!
 

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,416
24,195
113
HF: Holy Smokes! Look at the butt on that thing. Going into the 'Proof God is a man' folder.
AK: eh, 7/10.
 

Nugdawg

Senior
Mar 3, 2008
753
735
93
Damn...when I told Bjork to seat me by some beaver at the game, this is NOT what I had in mind.
 

DAWG61

Redshirt
Feb 26, 2008
10,111
0
0
Hey Andy everytime I come home there's a pineapple on my porch, what's up with that?
 

chained1

Redshirt
Apr 4, 2014
108
11
18
AK: "So, Hugh, what are the names of those white girls you used for CJ, again?"
HF: "Hold on a sec, I've got em here somewhere"
 

Xenomorph

All-American
Feb 15, 2007
15,428
9,212
113
Gosh yes, Andy! Let me show you the definition... When it comes to recruiting, "plausible deniability" is a Godsend!
 

Lettucexxxx

All-Conference
Oct 16, 2012
4,562
1,047
113
"Andy... This tree right shere, bagged 'er in 93' near Jackson Misshippi. High wind took er down way to young. I was out in the wudes behind mommas... I will never forget my first taste of fresh bark.....and and and this one right here... this was a drunk, late night light pole near the OH/IL border..round 3 years back. i knawed it down like it was a beachnut...I was freaken starving ..all the gude crutin I done...say, don't you have a good lawyer up that way?"
 
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