and that's why we have clowns ... to keep the people smiling!
Well that, and to scare the **** out of ill-behaved children.
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Well that, and to scare the **** out of ill-behaved children.
Has Harrisburg not gotten the memo that, you know, Trump freed Palestine?
In 2002 I was a student at UK, I was at every Kentucky home football game that year, but the Bluegrass Miracle.
I was at home in western Kentucky and was watching the game with my dad (who loves Kentucky football more than basketball, was a football season ticket holder from the 1970s until just a few years ago.)
When LSU scored, my dad didn't say a word, he walked out at the back door and wasn't seen for hours. He owned about 100 acres back then, I don't know where he went. His truck was still there, I asked him years later where he went and he couldn't remember haha. It was like he just walked out into the woods...despondent.
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I wonder if any Kentucky football fans have tried grief counseling to cope with it all.
This pic really encapsulates Kentucky football:
This pic really encapsulates Kentucky football:
The best counseling that I had was that I knew Kentucky basketball was just around the corner.
You misspelled bourbon, my friend.
Yep....comes in a bottle and is consumed 3-4 ounces at a time.
Your dad sounds like my spirit animal
That poor guy. Lost ball in high weeds.I wonder if any Kentucky football fans have tried grief counseling to cope with it all.
This pic really encapsulates Kentucky football:
There is nothing in nature, that can induce a "fugue state" quite like Kentucky Football. There is science to back that up.
Add years of cruel and unusual punishment to that.
@HymanKaplan
At first, I was little mad you didn't give me a medal today, but then I remembered I already got the Kaplan award for excellence in mathematics.
@cole@854 - Your dislike of Kentucky basketball is well documented on here. But, and maybe I'm mistaken here, I thought you were, at heart, a Kentucky Football fan. Yet you seem to almost relish in their lack of success. Please explain yourself. LOL (or set the record straight.)
Being a Cowboys, Yankees, UNC basketball fan, spawned during those teams' pinnacle of success, you seem to take the "easy way". That doesn't jibe with being a Kentucky Football fan. LOL
Being a Cowboys, Yankees, UNC basketball fan, spawned during those teams' pinnacle of success, you seem to take the "easy way". That doesn't jibe with being a Kentucky Football fan. LOL
Exactly. You are, to date, the ONLY recipient of the Fields Medal equivalent of a "Clownie". The solemnity of that is, well... it's pretty ****ing SOLEMN.
There is no higher honor, on the Political Forum, than a "Math Clownie"
Exactly. You are, to date, the ONLY recipient of the Fields Medal equivalent of a "Clownie". The solemnity of that is, well... it's pretty ****ing SOLEMN.
There is no higher honor, on the Political Forum, than a "Math Clownie"
My knowledge of the Fields Medal begins and ends with Good Will Hunting:
More than once, at parties, social engagements, family functions etc. I've been called, essentially; a mathematical "bore/nerd/fun-siphoning "dick"
(I thought my contributions were thought provoking and interesting...)
(I thought my contributions were thought provoking and interesting...)
Found those people
Alright boys, you know the drill.. rank em! (left to right, top to bottom)
2, 4, 1... and I give up.. 7 might be decent without that face shes giving. And I bet a few of you bagged some of #3 and wont admit it. Sinners.
@LineSkiCat14 - 1, 6, 7 ? maybe? (that's a young Clown)
Knowing what I know now? Don't make eye contact, and leave quickly.
Knowing what I know now? Don't make eye contact, and leave quickly.
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I feel like 2 and 4 are making weird faces, but might actually be attractive.. Actually, for #2 I'm almost positive.
Although.. whats up with her neck? She got an adams apple? Either way, a mouths a mouth
They all look like they'd have no problem killing you in your sleep.
I went back to look at something and came across this, I have no idea what Monday Nitro/Baller Cal/jload22/game se7en is talking about, but you have to remember 26 is a low number for him/her/they. He has had twice that many accounts/screennames just from the beginning of 2024 haha.
You can find him in the 'Lexington Bad Boys' thread in the paddock where him and prollywood battle it out in a competition of who is the least likely to ever have been laid.
This thread (after the tune up/shedding of miscreants) is running like a well-maintained Chevy small block.
Fixing THIS thread just might be Trump's GREATEST achievement, when it is all said and done.
Borrowed from CenturyCat/GYERO: UK Football, right NOW, has an all time .500 record. He framed that statement as a measure of the FUTILITY that IS our program.
Honestly? I was shocked, and somewhat pleasantly surprised that we're AT .500
Which is I guess, an even SADDER statement. LOL
I wonder if Trump would be interested in being UK's next athletic director? CFB playoffs within 3 years?
I wonder what the end of this season meeting between Trump and Stoops would be like?
"He's a very low IQ football coach. A disgrace, really... " LOL
Honestly? I was shocked, and somewhat pleasantly surprised that we're AT .500
Which is I guess, an even SADDER statement. LOL
I wonder if Trump would be interested in being UK's next athletic director? CFB playoffs within 3 years?
I wonder what the end of this season meeting between Trump and Stoops would be like?
"He's a very low IQ football coach. A disgrace, really... " LOL
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This link whether it's accurate or not contradicts the 500 record
It's actually below 500 according to this link.
Kentucky Wildcats College Football History, Stats, Records | College Football at Sports-Reference.com
Check out the Kentucky Wildcats College Football History, Stats, Records, Polls, Bowls and More College Football Stats at Sports-Reference.com
www.sports-reference.com
Well, thanks for THAT ray of sunshine, Simple Man...
It's really tough to travel around the South and talk sports when you're a UK fan.
Pump the brakes@cole@854 - Your dislike of Kentucky basketball is well documented on here. But, and maybe I'm mistaken here, I thought you were, at heart, a Kentucky Football fan. Yet you seem to almost relish in their lack of success. Please explain yourself. LOL (or set the record straight.)
Being a Cowboys, Yankees, UNC basketball fan, spawned during those teams' pinnacle of success, you seem to take the "easy way". That doesn't jibe with being a Kentucky Football fan. LOL
I never wear anything UK related anymore unless I'm in the state. Even then I don't care to. My Alma mater . Oooof
This link whether it's accurate or not contradicts the 500 record
It's actually below 500 according to this link.
Kentucky Wildcats College Football History, Stats, Records | College Football at Sports-Reference.com
Check out the Kentucky Wildcats College Football History, Stats, Records, Polls, Bowls and More College Football Stats at Sports-Reference.com
Had a great uncle that played for Kentucky in the 1920s. Not sure what years, hope he was on those 1928-1930 years.
15-6 (and two ties) in those 3 years. 6-1 in 1929
UK was killing it!
But we do have our 8 time National champion basketball Wildcats to discuss in those circles when we travel south
No one cares about basketball. Tenn has only two consensus NCs in football. 1951 and 1998, yet it's a religion.Before Kirby, UGA had one (1980). Same deal. Hell we own the fb series head to head against Arkansas, and its religion there.But we do have our 8 time National champion basketball Wildcats to discuss in those circles when we travel south
Trump's net approval rating far exceeds Obama's and Biden's at comparable times in their respective terms. His net approval right now sits at 51 percent.
Obama is the greatest black President in US history.
I mean, you know, definitionally speaking...
I mean, you know, definitionally speaking...