Rank em

[St. Louis Hawk]

2, 3, 1 - this is a tricky one M24Lers.

M24L

M1ers, like @JWolf74 molest collies and need to get back out to Vegas.

 

[AFM22]

1,3,2

Whichever one is Hellmann's, Dukes, MW.

Hellmann's is better than Duke's. Don't @ me.

The creator of Miracle Whip should be in prison, that's how fucan bad it is.

 

[LunchBox50]

1,3,2

Whichever one is Hellmann's, Dukes, MW.

Hellmann's is better than Duke's. Don't @ me.

The creator of Miracle Whip should be in prison, that's how fucan bad it is.

Fook u brah. MW iz lyfe.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

3 over 1

2 is mayo adjacent and I believe belongs in a separate category. I like it as a spread on burgers and sandwiches, but not in things where mayo is an ingredient like salad dressings, Cole slaw, etc.

We routinely have miracle whip and dukes in the house for this reason.

 

[AFM22]

Fook u brah. MW iz lyfe.

No. It's absolute fkng torture to eat. It's disgusting.

 

[AFM22]

Generic name brand mayo still lands miles ahead of Miracle Whip.

 

[Torbee]

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

2, 3, 1 - this is a tricky one M24Lers.

M24L

M1ers, like @JWolf74 molest collies and need to get back out to Vegas.

1,3,2 M2FL

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

1,3,2

Whichever one is Hellmann's, Dukes, MW.

Hellmann's is better than Duke's. Don't @ me.

The creator of Miracle Whip should be in prison, that's how fucan bad it is.

Hellmann's tastes exactly like mayonnaise should. Dukes is pretty good but it has a slightly off heavier thing going on. Miracle Whip doesn't taste like mayo to me.

 

[AFM22]

Hellmann's tastes exactly like mayonnaise should. Dukes is pretty good but it has a slightly off heavier thing going on. Miracle Whip doesn't taste like mayo to me.

Right. I don't think Duke's is bad, I just prefer Hellmann's. I rank it like this
1. Hellman's
2. Duke's


3. Generic Name Mayo


















4. Literal poop









5. Miracle Whip

 

[PAWrocka]

All the more reason for you Iowa f’ers need to F* off.

This was settled here YEARS ago. Wait … no no … it was never a debate to begin with.

The answer is Dukes, always Dukes. It’s the only acceptable mayo.

anyone who says Miracle Whip needs to be locked in a concentration camp.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Mayo sucks. So none of them.

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

Don’t ever make that comparison, not even close.

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

The answer is Dukes, always Dukes. It’s the only acceptable mayo.

 

[noleclone2]

Another vote for Dukes and Miracle Whip is not a mayonnaise but is literally a dressing. This is because it replaces vegetable oil content with….water….and adds sugar

 

[Fac]

Blue Plate

 

[Torbee]

Don’t ever make that comparison, not even close.

It's in the name broseph. I don't make the rules. It's a MIRACLE whip!

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

It's in the name broseph. I don't make the rules. It's a MIRACLE whip!

Stretching and reaching at best.

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

I’ll tell you what it isn’t: kewpie. I tried it after fsutribe76 posted about it. Gross. One of his few recommendations (maybe the only?) that I thought was horrible.

 

[QChawks]

Dukes
Hellmans


Miracle Whip

 

[JWolf74]

Miracle Whip on a sandwich. Every time. Mayo by itself is meh on a sandwich. But it's useful in dips and other applications so I just buy the generic Hy-Vee brand.

So 2, 1, 3. M24L.

 

[JWolf74]

OP left off the best choice (at least for sandwiches). If you have a really good mustard, preferably a honey/spicy combo, your sandwich doesn't need another condiment.

 

[HoggI74]

Miracle Whip, white bread, cheese/bologna sammiches...

 

[AFM22]

Miracle Whip on a sandwich. Every time. Mayo by itself is meh on a sandwich. But it's useful in dips and other applications so I just buy the generic Hy-Vee brand.

So 2, 1, 3. M24L.

How are you a doctor?

 

[AFM22]

OP left off the best choice (at least for sandwiches). If you have a really good mustard, preferably a honey/spicy combo, your sandwich doesn't need another condiment.

 

[JWolf74]

How are you a doctor?

I have the best brain. And taste buds.

 

[tarheelbybirth1]

The answer is Dukes, always Dukes. It’s the only acceptable mayo.

Duke's is superior. Hellman's is good but bland.

 

[AFM22]

I have the best brain. And taste buds.

 

[JWolf74]

 

[Allornothing]

If you ain't got Dukes, you ain't got no mayonnaise.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I’ll tell you what it isn’t: kewpie. I tried it after fsutribe76 posted about it. Gross. One of his few recommendations (maybe the only?) that I thought was horrible.

We need @FSUTribe76 back. His food posts were fantastic. Anyone know him IRL?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Mayo sucks. So none of them.

+1

 

[lucas80]

2,3,1

 

[TigerGrowls]

2, 3, 1 - this is a tricky one M24Lers.

M24L

M1ers, like @JWolf74 molest collies and need to get back out to Vegas.

3 only.

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

I prefer Hellman’s with olive oil. MW isn’t allowed in our house. We don’t buy Duke’s, don’t think it is in stores or I just haven’t looked for it. Funny story, I was driving today and saw a full bottle of MW by the curb of the street I was driving on and saw two loaves of bred nearby yesterday, not too far from today’s find. That says it all when bread and MW were thrown out of a vehicle.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Heinz makes the best mayo I've ever had. Very similar to an aioli flavor. The problem I've run into is, Heinz is only available commercially and isn't sold in stores. If anyone can direct me to finding it being sold to the masses, I would be much appreciated (and you other mayo lovers will be, too).

Grew up eating the Whip that was far from a miracle because we were poor. We are not anymore and the Whip will no longer be found in the fridge.

 

[LafayetteBear]

I don't like mayonnaise. At least I don't if I can see it. Mix it in with tuna and celery to make tuna salad, and I'm OK with it. But if you just spread it on a turkey sandwich, it looks like someone just spooged on your sandwich. No thanks.

 

[Ty7]

Ketchup > all

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

I don't like mayonnaise. At least I don't if I can see it. Mix it in with tuna and celery to make tuna salad, and I'm OK with it. But if you just spread it on a turkey sandwich, it looks like someone just spooged on your sandwich. No thanks.

Nothing after your first sentence makes any sense.

 

[DFSNOLE_rivals]

Another vote for Dukes and Miracle Whip is not a mayonnaise but is literally a dressing. This is because it replaces vegetable oil content with….water….and adds sugar

It doesn't even claim to be mayo yet is used that way. Disgusting.