And, here is his lame response to my email...
My original email:
At what point does this stop? It is just such a lame attempt at humor and is so obvious that you are trying to play to the masses. We get it. Starkville has the word 'stark' in it. We get it, MSU is the Ag school for the State of Mississippi, they have cows so I can make cow jokes. (You do realize that LSU and Auburn and Florida and M.I.T. and California and UGA and Cornell and aTm and VaTech and countless other colleges also have Ag programs, right?)
Again, it is just SOOOOO played. It really is the kind of joke that was done about 20 years ago yet you still allow your hatred of MSU to go back to it. You leave Memphis for Baton Rouge. MSU gets a huge win in Baton Rouge and you can only allow jokes about Starkville not being fun? This traces back to all of your not-so-witty barbs in Memphis about MSU and Starkville. Your ranting about Rick Ray. It is just so lame.
You are the kind of person that I would venture has not set foot in Starkville, possibly ever. Is it a small town in Mississippi? Yep. Are there tons of small college towns all over the country? Yep. Just stop letting your hatred bleed through so obviously. Grow up.
HIS RESPONSE:
I have set foot in Starkville probably more than 100 times in my life. Stayed there overnight plenty of times. Have made many good friends in the Mississippi State family. Cannot count all the positive articles I've written about State through the years, including last Sunday's game column and a column recently on Jack Cristil. My son even attended State for two years as a walkon under Jackie Sherrill.
So you know nothing about me and my relationship with Starkville and Mississippi State.
I do know you have no sense of humor.
Sent from my iPhone
My Response:
Again, what sense of humor is it to make such a lame joke? How many times have you laughed about LSU's Ag school or Auburn's or M.I.T.'s? Maybe their fans can bask in the laughter of your riotous humor with you. But, perhaps, if the joke is only being laughed at by you, you are the joke.
And, your explanation of your joke being 'ok' is on the same level as saying I can make a black joke because I have a black friend. Again, just lame. And this seems to be the constant with you.