SEC Network: Should Tim Brando replace Brendan Mussburger

Shmuley

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Is their an option that eliminates both of these collosal asshats?
 

WrapItDog

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I think the SEC Network offered Brando a job but for Basketball only. Brando wanted to also do football which was not an option. So he went to Fox. I'll take Mussburger over Brando any day of the week.
 

PBRME

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Team Andre Ware and Herm Edwards. They won't get a single name right all game.
 

mount lefroy

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Constipation or diarrhea.

Only if jimmy the Greek is resurrected and Olivia quits blowing Archie do either have a use.
 

DawgatAuburn

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You want the SEC Network to blow the doors off every other network? Here's the plan.

1. Hire Verne and Gary and give them the Bama game every week. Oh wait, CBS already does that.
2. Hire Ron Franklin and give him the best game of the week and make sure it is at night.
2b. Hire sideline reporters whose actual names are Honey, Baby, Darling and Sugartits to keep Ronny on the good side of the law.
3. Hire Nessler and Blackledge and give them the second best game of the week. Start it four hours before the Ron Franklin game.
4. Hire Rece and Jessie and give them the next best game, as long as Bama and Florida are not involved. Start this game four hours before the Nessler game.
5. Hire Fowler and Herbstreit and let them do the next best game on Thursday night. Then they can do Gameday from the Franklin or Nessler sites.
6. Hire the three Daves and put all the Vandy and Kentucky games at 11, even if they are playing Alabama. If all three Daves are not available, just find another Dave.
7. Hire Tom Rinaldi and his pianist to do profiles on every player in the SEC. Play these in pre-game and halftime of every game.

Ratings bonanza.
 

mcdawg22

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Gary Thorne

He's got to be tired of hockey. Other than that, Ron Franklin and Nessler are the number 1's on my wish list. Honestly, who gives a **** what the sideline reporter does anymore, they can scroll the info on the bottom of the So, as D@A said hire a Hooters girl majoring in Sports Journalism, with a contract stating a non-verbal abuse clause and let Franklin have at it.
 
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WrapItDog

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So, as D@A said hire a Hooters girl majoring in Sports Journalism

This little smoke show (Kay Adams) was hosting the Dan Patrick Show when Dan was out this week. I wouldn't have a problem if the SEC Network made her the designated MSU side line sports babe.

 

patdog

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That'd be great. It'd also be great if they kept the one they gave us last Saturday. Smoking hot, not annoying, and at least reasonably intelligent.

 

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You want the SEC Network to blow the doors off every other network? Here's the plan.

7. Hire Tom Rinaldi and his pianist to do profiles on every player in the SEC. Play these in pre-game and halftime of every game.

When Rinaldi speaks some innocent child gets cancer or at the very least gets their puppy run over. Don't let this happen to our children.