Shelby Lion walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So Shelby Lion asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.” Shelby Lion says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and Shelby Lion drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. Shelby Lion staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. “Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”
Shelby at South Point
- Thread starter Shelby Lion
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How many South Point fans does it take to change a light bulb? None, they are happy living in Shelby's shadow.
You went quiet for a bit.
I see what you did there with his screen name! Post of the year! Hilarious creativity!!!
66 yard td run by SP 14-7 Shelby
Told ya earlier we'd get their best shot tonight regardless of their record or injuries
Told ya earlier we'd get their best shot tonight regardless of their record or injuries
ANNNNNDDDDD we fumble the kickoff and SP takes over
Thats why we play the game..... Never know tween these two
Thats why we play the game..... Never know tween these two
You go ahead and start praying now because we know tomorrow, you are gonna chew them nails praying we dont go 2a....
Sloppy sloppy Shelby play, trying to hit bombs every play when middle of the field wide open...
They keep letting SP hang around......
They keep letting SP hang around......
4th rushing TD by Phillips for Shelby
49-21 Shelby
Phillips needs more carries every game.... IMO
49-21 Shelby
Phillips needs more carries every game.... IMO
Phillips could be special if featured/ given more touches. He’s been a great back at every level of football.
Good effort by the Raiders. They were just over matched with the talent of the lions.
Well let's all hope for a reidsville shelby matchup now. That's what we want. I promise you that. No one would give reidsville a chance, so they would have nothing to lose. Just need a couple extra 2aa teams to make it so it can happen. Either way reidsville will be on the road these playoffs
Why would you want to run the same guy into the ground. Sharing the load keeps the legs fresh and less injuries.
Would like to see #2,3 & 6 rotate in 2 back set with #9. All three can go the distance any time they touch it. Use all three of them like Crest uses Ruff.
They were what we thought they were. Good luck to the Lions. The fun starts now!
You're exactly right and everybody is 0 and 0.Nice post SD and I hope it didn't hurt to much.
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Haha...didn’t hurt a bit. All you Lions are just like us. Where you are from isn’t your fault.