Sir, I can assure you I am not the Goat. No way to really prove that other than to inform you that I believe bunting is a fundamental part of baseball. I also used to close my posts with "Sorry, Lars" - especially when it was an anti-Olemiss post (I believe Lars was the goat).
That said, I know who you are, sir (only as of today). In fact, we've run in the same circles. I was there when you ordered your first Scotch on the Rocks at Flo and Eddies - just because you wanted to see what it felt like to order such a classy drink at that bar. I don't agree with your politics, but you're one of those older guys I respected and took advice from while gracing the campus we all love. I won't post anything else, because a good handle is a terrible thing to waste...but you know me - and I'm not the goat.