Since Roll Bama Roll didn't oblige us, I thought I'd try my hand at The Meltdown

HD6

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All quotes taken from the Red Cup Rebellion open thread.

[h=2]Survived Thanksgiving lunch surrounded by CLANGA in-laws.[/h] Back home, fixing to pop open a Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan and watch until 8 (new Glee tonight…priorities) then back at 9.

(Not meltdown related, but really? Glee?)





[h=2]Of course[/h] **** you Starkville


[h=2]just turkey ****[/h]
[h=2]Anybody got an audio (yellum Kellum) feed?[/h] Apparently my ******* Rebelvision subscription is not working from that dump of a stadium. Jesus.


[h=2]63 for State's D looks like he's got fake hair out of the back of his helmet[/h] Did that Thor-looking mofo get a wig just for this? That’s the most fake-*** hair I’ve ever seen.

[h=2]an option on 3rd and 14[/h] **** you defense


[h=2]HEY RECE DAVIS, SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT THE NUMBER RULES.[/h]
[h=2]I HATE HATE HATE DAN MULLEN>>>>>>>[/h]
[h=2]GOD *******-DAMMIT[/h] oh wait…never mind.
Wait, **** MAKE UP YOUR MIND
**** it, I’m switching to Glee at 8 anyway. Either way I’m watching a trainwreck.


[h=2]is Dr. Bo operating drunk tonight[/h]
[h=2]Put this **** on Longhorn network[/h]
[h=2]I HATE CHRIS JONES[/h]
[h=2]Chris Jones can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.[/h] There I said it.


[h=2]Jesus. I have to get more beer.[/h]
[h=2]This sucks.[/h] Seriously. WTF.


[h=2]******* **** ROBERT[/h]
[h=2]**** YOU STAAAATTTTEEEEE **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU[/h] **** YOU
AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think I’m going a little crazy









(This was the blocked punt.)

[h=2]Reece Davis is such a ****[/h] Jesus dude, shut the hell up


[h=2]******* hell[/h] March us home



[h=2]this is ****. why is the offense so ****?[/h]
[h=2]The Junction looks like a bunch of ******* hayseeds in a ******* hayfield.[/h]
[h=2]WHY THE **** DO WE NOT GO DEEP. ******** IT GO DEEP. HOW ******* HARD IS IT TO GO ******** DEEP![/h]
[h=2]ENOUGH OF THE ******* SCREEN PASSES[/h]
[h=2]When did we become Memphis 2003???[/h]
[h=2]IF I WAS WALTON I'D PUNCH WALLACE IN THE NUTS....THAT'S HORSESHIT.[/h]
[h=2]******** this blows.[/h]
[h=2]THESE COMMENTATORS CAN SUCK A FAT ONE[/h]
[h=2]GOD IVE NEVER BEEN SO ANGRY[/h]
[h=2]I'm feeling pretty stabby right now.[/h]
[h=2]**** our Offensive Line[/h] they blow


[h=2]**** Dr. Bo and this offense[/h]
[h=2]Dan Mullen[/h] is a steaming pile of horseshit. Finish him, Hugh.

[h=2]imagine if you had to drink every dr. bo incomplete/int and 3 and out[/h] keg would’ve be dry at halftime



[h=2]******* dumb stupid ********[/h] This is the dumbest ******* thing I’ve ever seen.


[h=2]WHY THE **** DO WE NOT GO DEEP. PLAY ACTION **** YOU[/h]
[h=2]Freeze has gone FULL HOUSTON DALE[/h]
[h=2]Commentators all on MSU's dick[/h] lick it up Reece



[h=2]We are fine.....[/h] There’s enough time for either: A) us to score at the end of regulation OR B) give them the ball at the end…..
Let’s ******* go with option A, Hugh.


[h=2]AGAIN, are we TOTALLY SURE that Freeze is a good coach[/h] and not just an ace recruiter?


[h=2]why can we never sodomize? Why do we have to struggle so hard? Holy nutsack, we struggle against cakewalks! Hugh Freeze is not a very good coach, he's just a damn good recruiter[/h]

[h=2]a gift.[/h] A pure ******* gift


[h=2]I AM A GOD[/h] Before that kick I took off my pants and wore my underwear on my head and put on sunglasses, then stood in the closet and chugged a beer while he kicked the ball.
I **** you not.



[h=2]this is ********[/h]
[h=2]It's hard for me to wrap my mind around the situation we're in.[/h] I mean, seriously? **** guys. We Are Ole Miss. Let’s go. Let’s score. That’s what we do (supposedly).


[h=2]**** motherfucking bo wallace[/h]
[h=2]**** you Bo Wallace![/h]
[h=2]**** whatever ****** *** bowl game we go to[/h]
[h=2]I know hate. I understand hate.[/h] I am hate.
But I’m really just sad…


[h=2]**** you Hugh Freeze[/h] The past two weeks have proven you’re an idiot.




[h=2]Dear Bo Wallace,[/h] Congratulations on ruining Thanksgiving.
No love at all,
Me


[h=2]I love Freeze[/h] But Houston Nutt on his worst day called a better game than this. And that’s concerning.


[h=2]**** Hugh Freeze[/h] Compare how we played on the road against Texas to how we played on the road tonight. It’s like two different teams. What the **** happened in between then and now? Our Coach lost his ******* balls.
Suck my ******* dick, Hugh Freeze.


[h=2]You are delusional[/h] Don’t tell me that not attempting a single pass over 15 yards in the entire game against one of the worst secondaries in the SEC is “rebuilding”. That’s a dumb ******* coach. Sorry if thd truth hurts, sweetheart.


[h=2]WELL YEA BUT IN MY DYNASTY OLE MISS IS A TWO TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION[/h]




[h=2]Bo Wallace is a ****** piece of **** [/h] Devante Kincade please

[h=2]I will sign it in blood [/h] I will NEVER set foot on this pathetic excuse of a campus again. I was just spit on and yelled at and shoved and cussed out. And I am a lady.
 

HD6

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Apologize for the poor formatting, was a difficult copy and paste job.
 

Hump4Hoops

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Is the last post courtesy of Bo Wallace?

I will sign it in blood

I will NEVER set foot on this pathetic excuse of a campus again. I was just spit on and yelled at and shoved and cussed out. And I am a lady.
Sounds right to me.
 

AFDawg

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"I will sign it in blood

I will NEVER set foot on this pathetic excuse of a campus again. I was just spit on and yelled at and shoved and cussed out. And I am a lady."

Bet this is the chick that started a fight in the stands.
 

Crucifictorious

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I think I work with the commenter who watches Glee

I read that same thread and I swear I know that person. Anyway that was fun!
 
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Pure comedy gold...this is a DIRECT pulse of the delusional trash that is TSUN

Got some reeeeeeeal winners there buddy.

My favorite : I HATE CHRIS JONES

I guess it became clear to them that he is better than Kimdashian. What a bunch of losers. Fins Up girls!! Fins Up!!
 

RocketDawg

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You'd think the guy who wanted to watch Glee could just DVR it and watch after the game. The game was pretty close the entire time. Plus, by watching Glee he would have missed the gift blocked punt TD, the only one the Bears had.
 

civildawg88

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Finish him Hugh was the best. You know he said it in his best mortal kombat voice
 

AFDawg

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Somebody mentioned it after the game (couldn't find it in a brief search though). I think it was more "tried" to start a fight. I forget the details.

Either way, I'm calling BS on some chick getting randomly attacked.
 

randyholloway

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The OM Playbook

Somebody mentioned it after the game (couldn't find it in a brief search though). I think it was more "tried" to start a fight. I forget the details.

Either way, I'm calling BS on some chick getting randomly attacked.

This is always the OM playbook, they've been running the same one for a decade. I'll sketch out the play for you:

1. Delude themselves into high expectations and assume from week 2 after a ****** week 1 win that there is no way they'll lose to us this year.
2. Spend the rest of the reason working on their redneck and Wal-Mart jokes, even though you can't survive in Oxford without shopping at Wal-Mart.
3. Start dreaming of February recruiting championships and "next year" when they're going to be really good, cue Neal McCready to talk about their "perennial 10 - 2 seasons" that are coming.
4. Come into the Egg Bowl and get stomped... again.
5. Complain about State fans being violent, offending their kids, keying their cars, etc. Most of these fans that complain are watching on TV btw.

I love this time of year because it reminds me how awful OM fans are. The worst fans in all of sports.