Up until this year, it was Mullen hasn't beat a West team not named Ole Miss. Now it's our opponent's combined records. Literally, do they take time out of their daily routine to research this stuff? What's next? We haven't beaten anyone who's wears green uniforms? It's hilarious. But since some of us can look at this thing fairly, let's be realistic. When schedules are rotated, aside from your permanent, there is zero way to know who gets advantage and who doesn't. Do we catch a break having UK as ours? Sure we do. But you've got Vandy so it evens more times than not. Who knew Florida would be in this spot so soon? Who knew this time last year Arkansas's coach was slamming a coed? Who knew that in 4 years, Gomer Pyle still can't make Tennessee what they have the potential to be? Who knew the Barn's top 10 classes the past 3 years couldn't even get them past, well,...you guys. Oxford is the one place in America that will require more counselors next week than Tuscaloosa ever thought about if we were to pull the unthinkable.