So paindonthurt got dumped last night....

ShaNaNa

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Apparently the story goes that he was so drunk he lost his wallet, phone, and maroon blazer. Anyway his girl was highly pissed at his drunk behavior and this morning she asked him why he acted the way he did his response to me when he told me this story was, "I guess saying 'because we are 7-2' was the wrong response". She proceeded to dump him.
 

Coach34

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he's going to have to find another little redneck gal to ride next to him in the pick-up truck
 

VirgilCain

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althought he inadvertently won the award.... As he was being carried home (one arm for each person carrying him) from his "7-2" buzz saturday night, a fellow starkvillian in full Halloween costume said "...weekend at Bernie"s!!!!....NICE!"

 

jack.sixpack

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I guess I should give my two cents also. Not only did he get dumped by his girlfriend, he got dumped twice by her. She dumped him Saturday night, and since he didn't remember, she had to do the whole thing over again in the morning.
 

FISHDAWG

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if the "paindonthurt" now, thens there's no problem .... but I have to say, I can't argue with his rationale .... I might even use that excuse myself ... BRILLIANT
 

seshomoru

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And make it not sound like the gheyest **** ever like the the last person that tried to explain it to me.
 

JohnDawg

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I'm pretty sure his ex had a partin the plan to ice him so she can't totally blame him for his buzz. It's always a womans fault.</p>