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So we're walking out of VH last night

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So we're walking out of VH last night, and something hits my mother-in-law on the right shoulder as we're walking through the tunnel. Some bear had dropped an open SOG Vulcan pocket knife from directly above the tunnel. Thankfully(?), the butt end hit her. I picked it up, looked up at him (he was smirking from ear to ear), asked him if it was his (acted like I was about to toss it back up to him), and stuck it in my pocket and continued down the tunnel.
 
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You showed as much self control as Dillon Day did when one of their coaches and half their bench was about to jump on him on their sideline. I'm abnormally laid back, but both of those would have made me livid.

Anybody else see our cheerleaders get a drink thrown on them in the 3rd quarter? Several got splattered with ice and just stood there like "did that just happen?"
 
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you know you could press charges for that. of course, you'd have had to chase the bear down and found out who he was.

alas, they really are the worst people in the country, if you're trying to completely stereotype a fanbase. and for the record, i'm not convinced this happens. that sort of thing could kill someone. those knives are over 100 bucks, not sure people would just throw them away like that. come on, now.
 
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Yes, looking back on it, it could have been very bad. And if it had really hurt her, we'd have pressed charges. She had on a heavy coat, so that helped dampen the blow to the shoulder. It's a pretty heavy knife. I don't think the guy actually "threw" it at her. I think he was just being a moron with his knife out, and accidentally dropped it, because the blade wasn't locked open. It was only open 3/4 of the way. Stupid to be standing over a tunnel doing that, though. And he paid a stupid tax for it. I've never owned a pocket knife this nice before. I looked it up on the interwebs, and amazon has it for $85. I looked around for a cop or security guard, but apparently they were all on the field celebrating the bear win (did anyone else see the highway patrolmen high-fiving the gunny Sargent after every time the bears scored?) Didn't see any cops around our tunnel (J). The thing is, my wife and her family are bears. I'm the lone ranger in our family ('cept for the kids. I'm bound and determined to make them dawgs.)
 
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I held no restraint on my bear issue at the game. Sitting with ole miss family, they had 2 seats a few seats down from them. So some other bears sitting between us. No problems first quarter. Second quarter one guy says we are in his season tickets. My family has had these seats for years. It was obvious the game was going bad for them at the time and I was wearing maroon.
I tried to be nice but he kept saying I was in there seats, but he was alright with it.
We were being pushed out of ours from others further down the row overcrowding. So I told him take it up with them down the row. He said something else that was a smart remark so I started yelling at him. Said take it up with them or let's go settle now. He backed down. I yelled down the row for all to move down because this guy is complaining.
And there was an empty row behind us And after we all moved down he left for a while and came back and sat there.
The summary, they were playing bad so he wanted to pick on an MSU fan. I told him take it up with them or let's go settle it
 
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Good thing they made confiscating cowbells a top priority. ******** dropping knives is child's play compared to that.
 
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justme55987

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Your handle fits you perfectly. I highly doubt you started yelling at him and basically tried to start a fight. Great story though.
 
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Brilliant logic

ababyatemydingo said:
So we're walking out of VH last night, and something hits my mother-in-law on the right shoulder as we're walking through the tunnel. Some bear had dropped an open SOG Vulcan pocket knife from directly above the tunnel. Thankfully(?), the butt end hit her. I picked it up, looked up at him (he was smirking from ear to ear), asked him if it was his (acted like I was about to toss it back up to him), and stuck it in my pocket and continued down the tunnel.
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Nobody at a football game tries to stab a woman by dropping a partially open $100 pocketknife they will never see again (if they are actually trying to stab her) onto her.

You stole the guy's knife that he accidentally dropped, most likely when opening it with one hand to use it to cut something, and yet he is the criminal and you are the hero. Good work.

I'm surprised your hands were not too numb to pick it up after frantically texting false cowbell reports for three hours.
 
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Yeah

Because people always get stabbed at Ole Miss games. Reality is one of your fans a couple years ago bludgeoned another one of your fans with a cowbell, and that kind of healthy activity isn't new.

One thing is for sure. Keeping the guy's knife showed everyone. Glad the guy's accident and your mother gave you an excuse in your mind to keep a guy's expensive knife. Bravo.

I bet Banks no longer feels bad about his performance after this turn of events.
 
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So, we're stabbing old laides now? Not sure what a Vulcan knife is....

ababyatemydingo said:
So we're walking out of VH last night, and something hits my mother-in-law on the right shoulder as we're walking through the tunnel. Some bear had dropped an open SOG Vulcan pocket knife from directly above the tunnel. Thankfully(?), the butt end hit her. I picked it up, looked up at him (he was smirking from ear to ear), asked him if it was his (acted like I was about to toss it back up to him), and stuck it in my pocket and continued down the tunnel.
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but according to your fans, it must be a pairing knife that he was using to prepare a nice tapenade or a decorative radish for his salad.
 
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You've been waiting over 3 years for a reason to come on here and be a dick and THIS is the best you can do? This is the thread you chose? Do you sound as cool as you thought you would? Now hurry up and get off the computer before mommy catches you not doing your homework.
 
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Great story man.

Much more creative than the typical "Bear at my job" story. I give it a solid B. It could have been better though. You didn't mention that someone was mean to you during the game, so we have to deduct points for that.
 
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But what you are forgetting is that that knife could have hit your mother in the head. What would you have done? What if it had fallen and hit your bow tie? I bet you would have ran your little racist prick *** back up to the cowbell police and told on him. Wouldn't you? Maybe you could have brought your boyfriend and your joke of a basketball coach along for the ride. Because we know how he feels about confrontations, and we know how your boyfriend feels about your bowtie. **********
 
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CarlCoers said:
Nobody at a football game tries to stab a woman by dropping a partially open $100 pocketknife they will never see again (if they are actually trying to stab her) onto her.

You stole the guy's knife that he accidentally dropped, most likely when opening it with one hand to use it to cut something, and yet he is the criminal and you are the hero. Good work.

I'm surprised your hands were not too numb to pick it up after frantically texting false cowbell reports for three hours.
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good grief. Somebody take a wizz in your cheerios this morning? read more...post less
 
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Confrontations?

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But what you are forgetting is that that knife could have hit your mother in the head. What would you have done? What if it had fallen and hit your bow tie? I bet you would have ran your little racist prick *** back up to the cowbell police and told on him. Wouldn't you? Maybe you could have brought your boyfriend and your joke of a basketball coach along for the ride. Because we know how he feels about confrontations, and we know how your boyfriend feels about your bowtie. **********
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41-24. I celebrated by sucking my boyfriend's dick. After he came, we went to a KKK rally. Dummy.
 
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And I am sure that next year after State beats Ole Miss, if you are walking out of Davis Wade and someone drops a cowbell on you then you will just smile and toss it back up to them......right?
 
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CarlCoers

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Poor analogy, but no, I wouldn't keep the cowbell

Hanmudog said:
And I am sure that next year after State beats Ole Miss, if you are walking out of Davis Wade and someone drops a cowbell on you then you will just smile and toss it back up to them......right?
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The whiny original poster kept the knife because he was heartbroken about the game and wanted a nice knife, with an excuse to keep it. He thought keeping the knife would hurt the feelings of the fan of a team that just destroyed his gold-number-wearing Bulldogs. But mainly he was a neck who exploited his mother in law who wasn't hurt as an excuse to keep a knife.

If someone dropped a cowbell on me I'd let it stay on the ground. I wouldn't steal it. He could come get it if he wanted it back. I wouldn't call the cops about an accident. Only a baby would do that.

Also, the scenario would never happen. I don't go to Davis-Wade.
 
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CarlCoers

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I know. Thank god it didn't happen to an animal like you.

There's just no telling the justice you might have wrought.
 
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Hanmudog

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Ok then. Lets use an object that you might have some use for.

Imagine you are walking out of Davis Wade after an Ole Miss loss, and someone drops a gerbil and a ***** on you..............
 
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CarlCoers

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That's what I call a good Saturday night

I use the ***** to push the gerbil in as deep as it will go, because I am a gay racist prick.

I'll borrow eyeliner and a manscaping razor from Cam Lawrence, because I do want the gerbil to think I'm attractive. I care.
 
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If you can't take it, don't dish it out

Three years of ****-talking, billboards, gold trim, countdown clocks, chest-beating, "Bears" (I don't mind that one)... eat ****.

I guess it will take another ***-whipping next year for you to actually come out of the Kool-Aid funk, as I see your coach was still talking **** in his press conference and a number of you ninnies are still making fun of Bo Wallace. Hilarious.
 
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CarlCoers said:
I use the ***** to push the gerbil in as deep as it will go, because I am a gay racist prick.

I'll borrow eyeliner and a manscaping razor from Cam Lawrence, because I do want the gerbil to think I'm attractive. I care.
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I never said you were racist. The rest....well......sounds about right.
 
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CarlCoers

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Just make sure the gerbil is white

Or I will pitch a damn riot.

I'm just glad State fans are glad Obama won and aren't racist and at least someone is making our State look good.
 
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WilCoDawg said:
But how was your Grooooove experience?!?!?!
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This thread is hilarious. Mother-in-laws almost getting killed. Gerbils. Scarves.

Oh, and our Grove experience was great. Nothing like walking out of the stadium hearing Mullins say that he would never lose to us again after his team just got the **** beat out of them.
 
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