Spinoff: the male haircut survey

starchief

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This is my hairstyle exactly (but that's not me). When I insisted on a 50% discount (seems reasonable) they ran me off and I never went back. #1 guard and about two minutes. I wear a no-mesh ballcap and I easily pass in public as a guy with a full head of hair.

 
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starchief

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I go 3-4months.
14
6
Couple different places
Couple different folks

I get a 3 with scissors up top. In 3-4 months it's a jewy curly fro that the ladies are so jealous of...

:cry: But it's starting to leave me now and I need haircuts like closer to 2-3 months and I don't wanna talk about that.

Why in the hell would dudes with non balding hair cut it every 2-3 weeks? That's a little OCD/psycho. It's hair. It grows.

Don't worry Mash. Your hair won't stop growing. It will probably just redirect itself and exit on top of and out of your ears, your eyebrows, on top of and out of your nose and maybe on your back. Don't worry about that. Women find that sexy.
 

Wall2Boogie

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This is my hairstyle exactly (but that's not me). When I insisted on a 50% discount (seems reasonable) they ran me off and I never went back. #1 guard and about two minutes. I wear a no-mesh ballcap and I easily pass in public as a guy with a full head of hair.

You must get tons of pu$$y
 
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Supreme Lord Z

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Put my hands in my lap? Like a wuss? The chair arms are mine. They are part of the seat. Specifically designed for my hands and there they shall stay. If I cowardly put them in my lap and allowed his old balls to defeat me then I would be no better than you blabbering sissies.

His nuts have no power over me and I'll not be subjugated by his roiling fleshy orbs. Cower from old balls and you'll cower your whole life. I am far more powerful and masculine than an ancient old pair of nuts trying to make me cut and run like you cowards are apparently all too happy to do.
 

bluelifer

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Put my hands in my lap? Like a wuss? The chair arms are mine. They are part of the seat. Specifically designed for my hands and there they shall stay. If I cowardly put them in my lap and allowed his old balls to defeat me then I would be no better than you blabbering sissies.

His nuts have no power over me and I'll not be subjugated by his roiling fleshy orbs. Cower from old balls and you'll cower your whole life. I am far more powerful and masculine than an ancient old pair of nuts trying to make me cut and run like you cowards are apparently all too happy to do.

All that and you still have a nutsack on your arm.
 

MegaBlue05

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Side question: My mom who is old, always freaked out over my long hair back in the day. She acted like I was some awful sort of sinner.

Why was long hair so taboo to old people? (Buncha GD conformists with your crew cuts)
 

Pygmy Sasquatch

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1)How often do you get your hair cut?
2)How much does it cost?
3)Tip, if so how much?
4)Same shop, same person every time?
5)Male or female chopper?

1) Have not cut or had my hair cut for 30 months although I snip split ends when I notice them.
2) Just some time
3) About 3 inches
4) When I had it cut regularly, yes
5) Last was a female

6) Have not shaved or trimmed beard for ca. 30 months. The longer it gets the less I want to trim or shape it.

America needs more hair.
 
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1) Have not cut or had my hair cut for 30 months although I snip split ends when I notice them.
2) Just some time
3) About 3 inches
4) When I had it cut regularly, yes
5) Last was a female

6) Have not shaved or trimmed beard for ca. 30 months. The longer it gets the less I want to trim or shape it.

America needs more hair.
Who knew the paddock was full of bums. I thought this place was basically fortune 250 CEO's.
 
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throatpoker

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Derby city chop shop
Cut Twice in the last 8 months, clean up the sides/back with clippers, scissors and thinning shears myself weekly though

Before that cut it myself weekly for the last 15 years




Place is insanely busy no matter what day or time, but gotta say they give the only quality haircut I've ever had in my life (except doing it myself). Extreme attention to detail with every single cut, which contributes to the wait times more so than the lines. So I can respect that.
 
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Blueisbest

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1. Every 5-6 weeks
2. $13
3. $2-$3 tip
4. I have a couple that I prefer but not picky
5. Really doesn't matter if they are male or female.
 

LineSkiCat14

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I actually used to shave it myself or have a friend do it (to get the neck). In the Bronx, the lot of us would just go out on the porch and cut each other's hair, which, after thinking about it, was quite the homoerotic ghetto event.

Old roommates came up for the Derby this weekend, and was informed and remembered that we called it "Back Door Cuts".

[laughing]
 
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1) 3 Weeks
2) $15 just for the haircut, but I also get whats called a "headlock" and shave as well...$32
3)I tip my guy $10 - he deserves it, really good at what he does
4)Idle Hour off Richmond Road, Tony- every time
5) Male
 
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One time investment of about $20.

Buzz it every couple weeks. I have been doing it that way for probably 10+ years now. Saved me way over $1,000 in haircuts. Thinning hair on top and not worth paying someone to cut it anymore. I have one of those tri folding mirrors in the bathroom that make cutting the back a breeze.
 
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One time investment of about $20.

Buzz it every couple weeks. I have been doing it that way for probably 10+ years now. Saved me way over $1,000 in haircuts. Thinning hair on top and not worth paying someone to cut it anymore. I have one of those tri folding mirrors in the bathroom that make cutting the back a breeze.
Wish I had a mirror like that
 

UKGrad93

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I go 3-4months.
:cry: But it's starting to leave me now and I need haircuts like closer to 2-3 months and I don't wanna talk about that.

Why in the hell would dudes with non balding hair cut it every 2-3 weeks? That's a little OCD/psycho. It's hair. It grows.
I would let mine grow long, but there is an in between stage where it looks like a fuzzy q-tip. **** just stands straight out and is coarse and thick. Then it hits a stage where it looks like Moe from the 3 stooges.

Don't have to worry about going bald though.
 

Big_Blue79

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- Used to do every 3 weeks (4 if I was lazy), but now every month or 2.
- $18-45 (sometimes you need a pro)
- ~ 20%
- local place usually
- doesn't matter
 

ZenCatFan73

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One time investment of about $20.

Buzz it every couple weeks. I have been doing it that way for probably 10+ years now. Saved me way over $1,000 in haircuts. Thinning hair on top and not worth paying someone to cut it anymore. I have one of those tri folding mirrors in the bathroom that make cutting the back a breeze.
This, though I also wish I had one of those mirrors.