"Ahhh, but Captain Jack will get you through the night
And take you to your special island."
For you younger dawgs, someone told me several years ago that the classic Billy Joel song referred to reefers.
Captain Jack was supposedly the nickname for the bearded guy on Zig-Zag cigarette-rolling papers.
I hope you don't do dope, kid.
Don't know what you can do with that input, it just came to mind after a few decades, when I was listening to a Billy Joel CD driving to Starkville last weekend. And now, this election...