State vs UCLa Game Thread

CEO2044

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This is a GOOD game. Which I figured (and hoped) it would be. Honestly, I watched them last night and thought they may be a little better than us- just looked a bit more polished. I’m proud of how we’ve played this far though- major credit to the coaches.
 

TTKADawg

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Damn Noah! With that Moooostache you should be legging them out. Every time I see you pop up, you owe me 20 pushups.
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She Mate Me

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For you old guys who actually watched the 85 team, that's Greg Swindell on color on the broadcast. Great pitcher for that Texas team that Gene Morgan got injured against in Omaha.
 
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Mobile Bay

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Balk Rules​


1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.


1a. A balk is when you


1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the


1c. Let me start over


1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.


1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.


1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?


1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.


1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.


1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.


1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.


1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...


1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of


2) Do not do a balk please.
 
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vandaldawg

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Balk Rules​


1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.


1a. A balk is when you


1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the


1c. Let me start over


1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.


1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.


1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?


1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.


1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.


1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.


1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.


1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...


1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of


2) Do not do a balk please.
Eff it. Sixpack Remembers nominee. I’m feeling the springtime vibes after sober February. LFG.