Stricklin Needs to Threaten the Students With:

JimboJumboJambo

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Don't threaten, give every student a cowbell and a chicken biscuit as they enter the student section. Free water to keep them yelling. Seriously.
 

AHSDawg

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Hell with that. cowbell to get them in. Chicken & Bisc if they stay through 3 quarters.
 

uptowndawg

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At this point, if they won't stay for the product on the field then just skip the threats.
 

natchezdawg

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Amen to that. Save of A&M running away with it, if you can't sit through a Top 15 match up of two SEC West teams, you do not deserve the opportunity.
 

Dawgzilla

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Reward them for staying instead. Use barcode scanners on student tickets when they enter, and then again if they stay until the end of the game (or, maybe you give them a little slack, like 7:30 left in the game). Any student who has attended every game and stayed the designated amount of time gets entered into a lottery for free tuition, or a laptop, or something.
 

BulldogBlitz

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...and put some seat warmers under the blue hairs to make sure there isnt a bunch of "down in fronts"
 

SanfordRJones

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Take a page out of retail marketing and do like they do with sales where they mark down originally overpriced merchandise. Build in an extra $200 or so in the tuition. For every student who stays for every game, give them a $200 discount.
 

mdbryant2010

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Dumb. Great way to build support, threaten the student body. Great think tank here. Let's solve the middle east next thread.