STS Miss America Edition

MagnoliaHunter

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Sadly, I didn't even think Miss Oklahoma was the worst on her row. Definitely not even in worst 5. And I can't even see all of elbows on all of them.

Here's a link to all of them.

 

RocketDawg

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Miss America - is that the one that likes to pretend it's not a beauty contest? So they have talent, such as ventriloquism and hula hoop dance.
 

MagnoliaHunter

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There's about 8 who have listed as their talent, "HER Story". From a google search, its either, a rant on women in history, or a video game. Either seems weird for a beauty pageant talent.
 

mstateglfr

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Miss America 2025 will crown her successor in 2025 with 1/3 of the year left?

Wow, so this isnt even on TV anymore. Huh. It always seemed dumb to televise, but it seems dumber to watch it live for free on a website, and seems even morer dumberer to pay $200 for week long access to 'preliminaries'.

Those 52 pictures contain a lot of editing.

Miss Maine's face and total lack of emotion reminds me of the doll from the movie Megan...

 

She Mate Me

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Miss America 2025 will crown her successor in 2025 with 1/3 of the year left?

Wow, so this isnt even on TV anymore. Huh. It always seemed dumb to televise, but it seems dumber to watch it live for free on a website, and seems even morer dumberer to pay $200 for week long access to 'preliminaries'.

Those 52 pictures contain a lot of editing.

Miss Maine's face and total lack of emotion reminds me of the doll from the movie Megan...


Her earrings remind me of There's Something About Mary.

The similarity with that doll is pretty disturbing.
 

RocketDawg

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Miss America 2025 will crown her successor in 2025 with 1/3 of the year left?

Wow, so this isnt even on TV anymore. Huh. It always seemed dumb to televise, but it seems dumber to watch it live for free on a website, and seems even morer dumberer to pay $200 for week long access to 'preliminaries'.

Those 52 pictures contain a lot of editing.

Miss Maine's face and total lack of emotion reminds me of the doll from the movie Megan...


I had to go back and look. At first I thought you were saying Miss Maine was the top one ....
 

Pookieray

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Miss America - is that the one that likes to pretend it's not a beauty contest? So they have talent, such as ventriloquism and hula hoop dance.
IMHO it dang sure ain't a beauty pagent! I ain't saying they are just ugly, but i could walk around a college campus most anywhere, except probably in the NE states, and find one that is much more attractive than all listed. Who ever wins that contest we are sure to know what her talent is!
 

QuaoarsKing

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My vote is for Massachusetts, Georgia, and Washington, because I think their talents (assuming they're actually good) take a lot of hard work and objective skill. Not that people can't be prodigies of dancing and singing, but there's a lot of people who just default to those in the absence of anything else.
 
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