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Bremser_rivals74172

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I don't say much here. However, I can't stay silent on this issue any more.

Perhaps its due to growing up without much and battling the giant chip on my shoulder. Maybe I'm too much like him and see too much of myself in his shortcomings. Possibly, my burning passion for Nebraska football is just clouding my objective vision on this.

Can someone please have a chat with him? He needs a come to glory discussion. He needs to make some serious adjustments.

TUCKING THAT DAMN HOODIE INTO HIS SWEAT PANTS...HAS...TO...GO!

Does NU have a wardrobe consultant they can call on? Can any of you top-shelf fashion mavens work your influence with him? Is he trying to stave off the hypnotizing impact of his natural good looks by dressing like a leprechaun accountant trapped in a football coaches body? Holy moly!

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! SOON! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, GET IT FIXED!

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PeliniTheCrutch_rivals294365

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Nebraska's current wardrobe consultant:
 
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Nebraskakid555_rivals

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Bremser said:
I don't say much here. However, I can't stay silent on this issue any more.

Perhaps its due to growing up without much and battling the giant chip on my shoulder. Maybe I'm too much like him and see too much of myself in his shortcomings. Possibly, my burning passion for Nebraska football is just clouding my objective vision on this.

Can someone please have a chat with him? He needs a come to glory discussion. He needs to make some serious adjustments.

TUCKING THAT DAMN HOODIE INTO HIS SWEAT PANTS...HAS...TO...GO!

Does NU have a wardrobe consultant they can call on? Can any of you top-shelf fashion mavens work your influence with him? Is he trying to stave off the hypnotizing impact of his natural good looks by dressing like a leprechaun accountant trapped in a football coaches body? Holy moly!

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! SOON! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, GET IT FIXED!

Thanks for listening.
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You need counselor
 
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@Dean Callahan

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The true test of his "Wardrobe" talents will come when it gets hot out so we finally get to see how he looks with his Hoodie tucked into his Cargo Shorts.
 
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Huskers_Rule

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Bremser said:
I don't say much here. However, I can't stay silent on this issue any more.

Perhaps its due to growing up without much and battling the giant chip on my shoulder. Maybe I'm too much like him and see too much of myself in his shortcomings. Possibly, my burning passion for Nebraska football is just clouding my objective vision on this.

Can someone please have a chat with him? He needs a come to glory discussion. He needs to make some serious adjustments.

TUCKING THAT DAMN HOODIE INTO HIS SWEAT PANTS...HAS...TO...GO!

Does NU have a wardrobe consultant they can call on? Can any of you top-shelf fashion mavens work your influence with him? Is he trying to stave off the hypnotizing impact of his natural good looks by dressing like a leprechaun accountant trapped in a football coaches body? Holy moly!

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! SOON! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, GET IT FIXED!

Thanks for listening.
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The interesting thing is he is apparently a sharp dresser accordingly to multiple player reports. But I'm with you, HATE the look. He sounds phony has heck to me but prior players say he is genuine so I'll defer to their actual experience.
 
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rrthusker said:
I'd take you more seriously OP if you didn't wear jorts. :)
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Why is jorts a bad thing? Is it just not in fashion in the year 2017? I'm not talking about this

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That clearly has to go. But cargo jean shorts are super comfortable and durable. I bought some modern plaid shorts so I can fit in with the kiddies. Wife told me I looked like a college student. I was like, "awww."

Speaking of no-nos. Technically these are yoga pants. It is not going in the "official" thread. :p

 
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bigboxes said:
Why is jorts a bad thing? Is it just not in fashion in the year 2017? I'm not talking about this

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That clearly has to go. But cargo jean shorts are super comfortable and durable. I bought some modern plaid shorts so I can fit in with the kiddies. Wife told me I looked like a college student. I was like, "awww."

Speaking of no-nos. Technically these are yoga pants. It is not going in the "official" thread. :p

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I can't unsee that ever!
 
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TheBeav815

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It needed to be said. Every time I see a picture of him I'm like, "Dude...what the hell is going on with you? You make too much money and have too much access to free clothing to be dressed like that."

I've been known to wear some less-than-fashionable **** out in the yard so that I'm not upset if it gets torn, but this man has no excuse.
 
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Hoosker Du

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Bremser said:
I don't say much here. However, I can't stay silent on this issue any more.

Perhaps its due to growing up without much and battling the giant chip on my shoulder. Maybe I'm too much like him and see too much of myself in his shortcomings. Possibly, my burning passion for Nebraska football is just clouding my objective vision on this.

Can someone please have a chat with him? He needs a come to glory discussion. He needs to make some serious adjustments.

TUCKING THAT DAMN HOODIE INTO HIS SWEAT PANTS...HAS...TO...GO!

Does NU have a wardrobe consultant they can call on? Can any of you top-shelf fashion mavens work your influence with him? Is he trying to stave off the hypnotizing impact of his natural good looks by dressing like a leprechaun accountant trapped in a football coaches body? Holy moly!

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! SOON! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, GET IT FIXED!

Thanks for listening.
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You beat me to it. I've been wanting to post something on this every time I watch his videos. So I tell myself I'll say something if I see the hoodie tucked inside his undies. Or worse yet, if I see it tucked inside a jock.
 
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GeorgeFlippin

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Maybe his dad made him wear it like that years ago. And he told him something like this:

"Son, this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough, and I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along. So I tucked in your sweats and said goodbye, I knew you'd have to get tough or die, and it's that look that helped to make you strong."

"Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do
But ya ought to thank me, before I die
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
'Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that made you dress like you do!"

Apologies to Mr. Cash
 
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Bremser_rivals74172

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bigboxes said:
Why is jorts a bad thing? Is it just not in fashion in the year 2017? I'm not talking about this

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That clearly has to go. But cargo jean shorts are super comfortable and durable. I bought some modern plaid shorts so I can fit in with the kiddies. Wife told me I looked like a college student. I was like, "awww."

Speaking of no-nos. Technically these are yoga pants. It is not going in the "official" thread. :p

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First, I hit the "like" button, because I respect the jorts picture. Frankly, I would have been disappointed in Boxes had he not posted it. Thanks for not letting me/us down, Big! Then, I realized what I had done when I took that unavoidable second glance at the huge purple pants. (I"m disputing that they are yoga pants, btw, but I digress.) I panicked. I rapidly tried to unlike it and somehow knocked a glass of water over on my desk. I scrambled to ameliorate the results of that fiasco all the while focusing on my need to "unlike" that post as quickly as I could. If any of you saw my "like," it was an accident.
 
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Bremser_rivals74172

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Bugeater said:
Maybe his dad made him wear it like that years ago. And he told him something like this:

"Son, this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough, and I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along. So I tucked in your sweats and said goodbye, I knew you'd have to get tough or die, and it's that look that helped to make you strong."

"Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do
But ya ought to thank me, before I die
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
'Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that made you dress like you do!"

Apologies to Mr. Cash
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Apt and timely quote. No need for apologies.
 
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Bremser said:
Then, I realized what I had done when I took that unavoidable second glance at the huge purple pants. (I"m disputing that they are yoga pants, btw, but I digress.) I panicked. I rapidly tried to unlike it and somehow knocked a glass of water over on my desk. I scrambled to ameliorate the results of that fiasco all the while focusing on my need to "unlike" that post as quickly as I could. If any of you saw my "like," it was an accident.
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Awww :(

Note: Maybe she never does yoga in them, but those are definitely yoga pants. Poor yoga pants.
 
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PeliniTheCrutch_rivals294365

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Does he wear tan shorts and boat shoes with no socks? Or does he tuck a polo shirt into wind pants? Both of those are solid indicators that a man has thrown all pride out the window.
 
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We used to do that in football practices and wrestling practice to help sweat off weight or what ever. That was in the mid 90s as I graduated in 98 in Beatrice. But one things for sure, it makes you sweat like no ones business!!!
 
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