The "Coach34/Shemale" engagement thread

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moneydawg

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People in my office are wondering why I've been laughing out loud. When bonedaddy asked coach if he made her wear a rubber, I totally lost it. Gosh I needed a good laugh this morning.
 

KurtRambis4

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that in order to increase is internet cred and to add to the Uncle Rico persona, he came up some ridiculous story that nobody should ever tell.
 

patdog

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Special props to dawgstudent for the Lola reference and tenyearplan for the transcript of the encounter.
 

Ol Blue.sixpack

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His frequent calls for help backfire just as frequently.

Will Rogers once said: "When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging".

Peachbowl doesn't get that.

But how could he? He's a 40 year old college kid.
 

Coach34

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if you get the chance to date a former fitness magazine model- go for it. Just relating there are some positives to women taking a few roids in their early 20's.

I must say- very well done in thread- some of the replies were f'ing hilarious
 

Coach34

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the thread would have been complete with a pic- but had to put all that up when I got married- and not sure where they are
 

Coach34

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scientists say it's because they dont understand very often and it's easier for the brain to process laughter
 

KurtRambis4

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Peaches; Turns kids into MLB players, dates models, has a job making over 7 figures/year, won state titles, played college sports (didn't want to bother with te pros and all the baggage), can throw a football over a mountain, etc etc etc. Renaissance Man.
 

tenureplan

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It must be a coach thing.

Reminded me of the guy who wanted to see Brett Favre's little Favre.</p>
 

Coach34

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KurtRambis4 said:
Peaches; Turns kids into MLB players, dates models, has a job making over 7 figures/year, won state titles, played college sports (didn't want to bother with te pros and all the baggage), can throw a football over a mountain, etc etc etc. Renaissance Man.

"Turns kids into MLB players"- nope- just NFL
"dates models"- model- singular
"has a job making over 7 figures/year"- uhhhhh, no
"won state titles"- yes
"played college sports"- yes
"can throw a football over a mountain"- only that mountain you call a stomach
"Renaissance Man"- nahhhh, just a good ol Jackson boy that has had some fun and good times in his life
 

Ol Blue.sixpack

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He has a lot in common with coastdawgbreezelover.

They both never really got out of HS.

Poor gal/guy has been brutalized over the last day or so and she/he's not smart enough to STFU about it.
 

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Ol Blue.sixpack

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tenureplan said:
It must be a coach thing.

Reminded me of the guy who wanted to see Brett Favre's little Favre.</p>
That was Dawgbreeze.

Which raises the question: Are Peachbowl and Dawgbreeze the same person orare they loverswho carry out their little lover's quarrels on the internet?
 

Ol Blue.sixpack

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Coastdog28 said:
Sad, really.
A true cry for help.

This guy/gal spends most of his/her time trying to convince people that life is great when, in fact,nobody would wish to trade places with this walking trainwreck.
 

Coach34

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Ol Blue said:
Coastdog28 said:
Sad, really.
A true cry for help.

This guy/gal spends most of his/her time trying to convince people that life is great when, in fact,nobody would wish to trade places with this walking trainwreck.


broken record Waterboy...broken record
 
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