The "Coach34/Shemale" engagement thread

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JimmyBags

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Trying to impress a bunch of frat dudes about how much hot ***** he gets. Haha. Very revealing thread for the poor sap
 

KurtRambis4

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"mountain of a stomach" will run circles around you any day of the week and twice on Sunday, Rico.
 

Coach34

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JimmyBags said:
Trying to impress a bunch of frat dudes about how much hot ***** he gets. Haha. Very revealing thread for the poor sap


of Coach revealing a side effect that steroids have on women. And it's one I learned about in 2008 while researching for a job interview with a major medical company.
Upon learning this little nugget of information- I flashed back to 2006, when I dated and then became engaged to a personal trainer/aerobics instructor that had been a fitness mag model in her early 20's. The enlarged clitorus (which becomes permanent by the way) made sense given her sexual appetite and behavior.

You ******** did a funny job of taking it into another direction totally after I just mentioned the enlarged love knob. Bonedaddy tried very hard as usual to hide his homosexuality and how excited he was at the thought of having a man that looks like a woman- cause let's face it- his man looks like this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A1LtsPZxwE


Ol Blew tried to then get in on the action as usual- because he cant make a f'ing post if it isnt about me. So as usual, he went - derrrrr....Peachbowl.....derrrrrr

The rest of you came up with some funny **** and I applaud you. I would have done the same had the situations been flipped. But let's all keep in mind- I'm the one that dated the super hot chick- and most of the rest of you are marrried to the heavyset, 3 baby-having smalltown Mississippi girl that you met 15 years ago. While the thread was funny- it doesnt change the fact of what I did- and what you guys are looking at across the room from your laptop as your wife is eating a big bowl of ice cream right now with extra hot fudge on it.

Well-played fellas, you made a funny. But, it still doesnt change anything. You're still you
 
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