All I know is that the family got some serious issues.
-Rey - abandoned on a desert planet by her foster family. Has never met her famous dad. Now has to defeat her cousin for control of the Galaxy
-Luke - never knew his father.....and when he did find out it turns out he's public enemy numero uno. Hits on his twin sister.....but we can forgive that because he didn't even know she was his sister. Then after saving the Galaxy abandons his now known family to go live in secret. Oh, and he killed his father.
-Leia - had a twin she knew nothing about. Father was "the" galactic gangster......so, in turn, she grows up to fall in love with a notorious criminal outlaw. Even though their relationship is rocky, They have a kid together who ends up being "Hitler the Sequel".
-Kylo - bears resemblance to the Boston Marathon bomber with his striking feminine features. Has serious anger issues. Kills his father. Is trying to kill his mama.
My goodness this reads like a lifetime movie drama. I wonder when JR will get shot?
-Rey - abandoned on a desert planet by her foster family. Has never met her famous dad. Now has to defeat her cousin for control of the Galaxy
-Luke - never knew his father.....and when he did find out it turns out he's public enemy numero uno. Hits on his twin sister.....but we can forgive that because he didn't even know she was his sister. Then after saving the Galaxy abandons his now known family to go live in secret. Oh, and he killed his father.
-Leia - had a twin she knew nothing about. Father was "the" galactic gangster......so, in turn, she grows up to fall in love with a notorious criminal outlaw. Even though their relationship is rocky, They have a kid together who ends up being "Hitler the Sequel".
-Kylo - bears resemblance to the Boston Marathon bomber with his striking feminine features. Has serious anger issues. Kills his father. Is trying to kill his mama.
My goodness this reads like a lifetime movie drama. I wonder when JR will get shot?