Pardon me, but did someone mention goats ?
GSO,
What's ah-hatning my cousin
Lissen here pa. Now you know better than to be absent, AWOL, or go ghost on
Sportsnut. Did you know they changed that abbreviation from
SEC to SAC? Did you know we went from 6 to 8 teams in the SAC? Did you know Purnell Swett is 2-0? Did you know Purnell Swett is about to go 3-0? Last, but not least, did you know Richmond has a "one man show"?
You've got to get on the ball papa. Anyhow, while roaming in the Southern Pines area around 1230am with Mr. Jayda-Bug and his spouse Mrs. Ree Ree, we ran into
Sportsnut inside the The Pure Gold establishment. He was sitting there with an adult beverage looking like Javier Bardem high as a kite. Regrettably, he's been so durn pissed with you since the moment you lost your mind, your goats, and your sense of direction. He doesnt know what to do without your Alamac Brothers Band posting(or whatever they're called)
He acting like I aint tried to help him in your absents. I posted some videos to cheer him up, but he aint be liking my selection. He looked at me at the Pure Gold with that scary Javier Bardem image, slammed his Rome-Co-cola-Vodka drank on the table while a dancer wus on his lap and showed out. He continued and threw a Scarface attitude in front of all the dancers, Ms. Ree Ree and Mr. Jayda-Bug sat there while he looked straight in my face sanging "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" - Taylor Swift