My selection would have been, had you made it available:
"He's a stoner and can't help himself, and it's just a matter of time before he lights up the cannabanoid segment of the test results, but this time, it's just a hand injury, but not necessarily a "broken hand."
"He's a stoner and can't help himself, and it's just a matter of time before he lights up the cannabanoid segment of the test results, but this time, it's just a hand injury, but not necessarily a "broken hand."