The official Coach34-Brutius "LOSER LEAVES THE BOARD" update

[croomandwhite]

we make the following rule: Every time coach makes one of his Oracle-like predictions and it turns out to be wrong (a solid 75% of the time) he has to come to the board and say "I was wrong about______. I do not know as much as I think I do. This is why high school kids call me Pea***s and why I failed as a football coach. P.S. I love Rick Stansbury"

This would do one of two things: 1. Provide endless fun for the rest of us. 2. Effectively rid the board of Coach by his own choosing.

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Coach34 wrote:

So we usually run most of our offense out of the shotgun? You know we don't
We usually throw the ball on 1st down? You know we don't
<span style="font-weight: bold;">We throw it 40 times in a game? You know we don't</span></p>

 <font><font size="-1"> |---RUSHING---| |--RECEIVING--| |-------PASSING-------| |--KICK RET--| |--PUNT RET--| tot Date Opponent No. Yds TD Lg No. Yds TD Lg Cmp-Att-Int Yds TD Lg No Yds TD Lg No Yds TD Lg off Aug 30, 2008 at Louisiana Tech...... 31 91 1 31 22 257 1 26 22- <span style="font-weight: bold; background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">40-</span> 3 257 1 26 5 98 0 23 4 1 0 5 348 Sep 06, 2008 SLU.................... 46 216 2 20 18 185 2 50 18- 27- 0 185 2 50 3 55 0 25 5 30 0 13 401 Sep 13, 2008 AUBURN................. 30 38 0 10 10 78 0 13 10- 25- 1 78 0 13 2 61 0 38 4 21 0 11 116 Sep 20, 2008 at Georgia Tech........ 30 108 1 71 31 299 0 24 31- <span style="font-weight: bold; background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">50-</span> 2 299 0 24 4 105 0 47 1 10 0 10 407 Sep 27, 2008 at LSU................. 31 110 2 17 17 175 1 41 17- 26- 0 175 1 41 7 166 0 59 2 10 0 7 285 Oct 11, 2008 VANDERBILT............. 50 166 1 31 12 81 1 15 12- 22- 0 81 1 15 2 22 0 22 2 23 0 23 247 Oct 18, 2008 at Tennessee........... 30 69 0 18 13 120 0 18 13- 30- 3 120 0 18 5 87 0 27 1 10 0 10 189 Oct 25, 2008 MIDDLE TENNESSEE....... 39 169 4 62 17 197 0 28 17- 25- 0 197 0 28 4 88 0 29 3 33 0 21 366 Nov 01, 2008 KENTUCKY............... 27 43 0 19 26 261 2 29 26- <span style="background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">42-</span> 1 261 2 29 2 21 0 12 2 9 0 9 304 Nov 15, 2008 at Alabama............. 22 35 0 8 11 132 1 32 11- 28- 0 132 1 32 7 153 0 40 2 1 0 1 167 Nov 22, 2008 ARKANSAS............... 35 226 2 63 23 219 2 21 23- <span style="background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">40-</span> 0 219 2 21 5 63 0 29 5 25 0 10 445 <font size="3"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">The first two are probably correct, but as usual, then you just started shooting off at the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">mouth</span> keyboard to try and look smarter.</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma;"></font></font></font>

 

[FlabLoser]

Wow we could just about play Auburn 2 more times and Coach would still win.

 

[RobertF50]

Right on DS butt. Coach is on his way back.

 

[RonnyAtmosphere]

..posters on this board like to act tough & issue ultimatums right & left.

Yet when a real ultimatum is at hand & real consequences are in store for the loser, all the tough guys go into "just kidding" mode & wuss out.

Coach34 runs his ignorant mouth 24/7 on this board.

He alone has brought down the level of discourse here.

So if there is finally an opportunity to get rid of him, man up & take it.

If MSU can not get 215 total yards in the Egg Bowl, then after we say our farewells to Brutius, we should petition Haley Barbour to release an executive order to immediately release Sly Croom from his duties as MSU's HC for the crime of exhibiting depraved indifference towards the MSU football program.

 

[cowbell9]

nm

 

[Todd4State]

So, all we have to do is get about 60 yards a quarter for Brutius to win? And comfortably at that.