You live near the woods? I don't think it's a problem that you've given her a name, but the fact that you think she talks and follows college football is a little disconcerting. Not to mention the whole age thing.
I probably shouldn't talk. The last time I tried to sleep with a young "neighbor" of mine from the Scottish hills, I could swear she actually bleated out in passable English: "are ewe kidding me". At least my little friend's a Rutgers fan. I know this because she often chants R EWE, R EWE, R EWE.
I know, I know. Gives a whole new meaning to being "on the lamb".
