I never said we didn't look like ***. Matter of fact, I somewhat agree with you because outside of a few plays, we haven't looked good on O. All I said was I'll take it.
Now since you seem to need instruction, reach down between your legs...... done? OK now that you are there, grab that string. Got a good grip on it? Now gently pull said string to remove the tampon from your ******. Hope that helps.