The Recruiter- "Donovan, I got offered the Clemson job. Good money, good conference. What do you think?"
Donovan- "Are you 17'ing serious? You do understand you will have a stronger schedule every year and have to actually coach the players right?"
The Recruiter- "Oh. I didnt think about that. I better stay at State where I'll never have any real pressure to win NCAA Tourney games...thanks"