Chris, I know you want to do what's best for yourself and your family. However, think of ME! You'll be all-American whether you go to The Mississippi State University, Alabama, LSU, Auburn, Tennessee, or even smaller schools like La-Lafayette, Ole Miss, Troy, Middle Tennessee, South Alabama, etc.
If you decide to become an all-American at State, my self-worth will SKYROCKET! My wife and children will be safe from my angry rants and violence (for at least a few days). I'll be able to taunt friends from any rival schools as if I had personally worked to recruit you myself. I'll be able to go into work with my head held high, ringing my cowbell, and screaming "HAIL STATE!!!" at the top of my lungs before the boss calls me back into the office to threaten to fire me again if I keep screaming into the ears of the patients.
Chris, by signing with State you'll bring joy into our poor poor pitiful lives.
Post your comments on pleading for Chris Jones to sign with State. Remember, recruits read these message boards and pleadings from 1% of a fan base could be the difference between CJ being a Bulldog or a Wascally Webel Bear.
If you decide to become an all-American at State, my self-worth will SKYROCKET! My wife and children will be safe from my angry rants and violence (for at least a few days). I'll be able to taunt friends from any rival schools as if I had personally worked to recruit you myself. I'll be able to go into work with my head held high, ringing my cowbell, and screaming "HAIL STATE!!!" at the top of my lungs before the boss calls me back into the office to threaten to fire me again if I keep screaming into the ears of the patients.
Chris, by signing with State you'll bring joy into our poor poor pitiful lives.
Post your comments on pleading for Chris Jones to sign with State. Remember, recruits read these message boards and pleadings from 1% of a fan base could be the difference between CJ being a Bulldog or a Wascally Webel Bear.
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