Operation midnight hammer is also what I call it when I try to get some from my wife after the kids are asleep.
Hopefully our military was more successful.
The US military could at least give me some credit
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Operation midnight hammer is also what I call it when I try to get some from my wife after the kids are asleep.
Hopefully our military was more successful.
Do you use your MOP?
Massive Ordinance Penetrator
His wife says he has a NOPE. ****
Noodle Ordinance Penetrator Ejaculator
I go with the MAOP. Mostly Adequate Ordinance Penetrator.
Anybody else waiting for “Operation Don’t Bother?”
I have a lot of faith in our military. They actually got it in the correct hole.
Well said GloryHole**
Well I think there were three targets... three holes
OPE. Obsolete Premature Ejaculator.
Mostly Adequate Orifice Penetrator.
IHD: Iron Headache Defense
When else is there to try?
Except: Midnight is out of the question. Those kids gotta be in bed by 8:30 for there to be any hope.
Heard the fully penetrated all 3. Creamed em all.
That is kept in the side drawer
Heard Iran is ready to settle down now and meet a nice guy with stable income
This thread is like Disneyland for middle aged nerds trying to one up each other.
And btw, most of your wives probably would opt for her personal MOP, which stands for My Other Penis, and vibrates.
And btw, most of your wives probably would opt for her personal MOP, which stands for My Other Penis, and vibrates.
You just became the "king" of the middle aged nerds! **
and those that said top gun-mav shoulda used b2's instead of f18h's are finally substaniated [We just knew it wasn't good hollywood.] Would now go so far as to say directors/writers of TGM & SW episode IV now have legal standing against #47 for thinking of it first.
I was referring to convincing the wife to succumb to a good, quick ravishing.
"Midnight hammer" is in the bathroom alone after she said she's too tired 
Yeah but it was easier to just dust off the Star Wars script.