Things that piss you off

[BigBlueFan1963]

Black Friday starting on Thanksgiving night.
Black Friday

Speaking of driving I wish people would just take their right of way instead of letting you go first. There are safety reasons for the right of way rule.

That Panera Bread commercial where the girl says "or something". She sounds like a typical snowflake.

What a pay a month for all types in insurance. It's crazy.

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

In no particular order

Hipsters
Stapling bologna to my face
Leaf blowers - I mean use a rake you lazy mexicans, i'm sleeping off a hangover here
tailgaters especially when I'm high as ****
fart mufflers
my family, especially losers that marry into it
people that think hydro is a strain
sink full of dirty dishes when I go to take a piss
bible thumpers
helicopters
vegetarians
Kroger

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Canidian quarters
The damn things do not work in a vending machine. Please Canada make your quarters square or slightly different of big brother. Please take Justin Bieber back when you recall your quarters

 

[VilleCat_rivals377292]

Neighbors who don't rake their leaves that end up in my yard and landscaping.

 

[Tskware]

Right at the moment, people (and ESPECIALLY PROFESSIONALS - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) who will not return their GD phone calls!!! If I didn't need to talk to you, I would not bother to call you, but common courtesty, not to mention common sense, would seem to require at least a return call or email saying when you can talk.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

A new one I encountered today. When there is limited parking in the parking lot and the person in front of you puts on their turn signal so u don't somehow steal their spot. Then they have to back into the spot because they are retarded since they can't back out when they go to leave. I hate when these douchebags do this

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

A new one I encountered today. When there is limited parking in the parking lot and the person in front of you puts on their turn signal so u don't somehow steal their spot. Then they have to back into the spot because they are retarded since they can't back out when they go to leave. I hate when these douchebags do this

That's a level of douchebaggery medical science has no cure for.

Only thing worse--your scenario intact except it takes 4 tries on their part to back in to said spot.

People that should be tied to a metal chair and beaten with heavy mining equipment

 

[Wall2Boogie]

That's a level of douchebaggery medical science has no cure for.

Only thing worse--your scenario intact except it takes 4 tries on their part to back in to said spot.

People that should be tied to a metal chair and beaten with heavy mining equipment

It literally takes then 15 damn mins to park meanwhile you're missing out on a primo parking spot because the tool in front of you can't safely back out of their spot

 

[H. Lecter]

When my kids or wife don't put stuff back where it goes. You got it from a certain spot cause that's where it goes. Put it back. I've been in my house 15 years. There's a place for everything at this point. Screwdrivers are in my workshop in a slot on my workbench. Don't mind you using them but when I need one I expect it to be there. And I've had the same set of tools for 20 years now all of a sudden the 1/2" socket is gone.

 

[Laparkafan]

Parking in a big parking lot and when you open your car door the jackass coming around tries to pull into the spot next to you when there's 10 other spots open in that row.

 

[H. Lecter]

Speaking of parking, I've never understood riding around looking for a close spot!

 

[UKserialkiller]

Anybody pissed off at herpes?

Or are you pissed off at the girl that gave you herpes?

 

[mashburned]

When the cheesecake too dry. *****, you ain't bake this in a water bath.

 

[H. Lecter]

Anybody pissed off at herpes?

Or are you pissed off at the girl that gave you herpes?

I thought everybody had herpes.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I thought everybody had herpes.

The gift that keeps on giving.

The human gift.

 

[H. Lecter]

Do blacks get herpes?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Do blacks get herpes?

Oh yeah, my friend. They most certainly do.

 

[H. Lecter]

Oh yeah, my friend. They most certainly do.

Well that changes my backpage search.
That pisses me off

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Oh yeah, my friend. They most certainly do.

The Black Herpes. The Middle Ages were cursed by it.

 

[UKserialkiller]

[laughing]

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

I absolutely cannot stand when my lazy *** wife puts huge pans and pots in the dishwasher. Get a sponge and some soap and scrub the thing for 5 fricken seconds.

Literally just found a 3 gallon sized pot that she used to BOIL EGGS in the dishwasher. BOILED EGGS. You barely even have to clean that mofo. EGGGGGS

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

So you only like transexual Eskimos?

So you only like transexual Eskimos?

I noticed he left off the Dutch. Filthy bastard

 

[thebluestripes]

people who try to equate Christianity with islam insanity. These people are no different than the jackwagons who take selfies at a murder scene imo.

 

[d2atTech]

Losing to goddam UCLA at home

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Back on the job interviews bit: when you get an interview for a great gig, then despite what's on your resume they start dicking around and putting you on the defensive. Why in the F*** would you try to piss off an interviewee?

When you're told the interview is with one person, and you walk into a room with 10 ppl waiting.

 

[bradyjames_rivals]

Briscoe stepping on the baseline.

 

[H. Lecter]

Three times

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Fast Bladder. When you don't need to take a leak and then you see a damn picture of a waterfall--and then it's floodgate time. Hate that ****--er piss

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Service fees on every frigging ticket you buy online. Wife just got stuck for $15 extra over play tickets my daughter wanted. You have to pay extra to do their cashier work and even print your own ticket?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Service fees on every frigging ticket you buy online. Wife just got stuck for $15 extra over play tickets my daughter wanted. You have to pay extra to do their cashier work and even print your own ticket?

Yep. That's some ********

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Ignorants who type shameful things about disasters like gatlinburg because they are ashamed.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I have two gripes to add to this list.
Your bill being 2.01 and you the cashier won't spot you the GD penny.

2. Fat or pregnant chicks that have their gut hanging out as if we are desperate to see it. Buy some bigger clothes and hide that life changing site that will scar you for life

 

[NCukcat62]

I have two gripes to add to this list.
Your bill being 2.01 and you the cashier won't spot you the GD penny.

2. Fat or pregnant chicks that have their gut hanging out as if we are desperate to see it. Buy some bigger clothes and hide that life changing site that will scar you for life

Damn good post. Pregnant women make me sick

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Damn good post. Pregnant women make me sick

Especially when you can tell they've had about 3 kids with 3 baby daddy. That gut runth over like a damn volcano erupting and the love handles and stretch marks are out in full force. Is love to meet the dad's but I'm sure they don't know who they are

 

[DSmith21]

People who have historic car plates on their old beater which is also their primary transportation (this is illegal but not enforced in some places). Poors do this to avoid paying property tax on their POS cars. The tax on an old junker is just a few bucks so pay up.

 

[NCukcat62]

Especially when you can tell they've had about 3 kids with 3 baby daddy. That gut runth over like a damn volcano erupting and the love handles and stretch marks are out in full force. Is love to meet the dad's but I'm sure they don't know who they are

Yeah that's the worst. You are like why do you still pop them out? Do you want to look like a water buffalo?

 

[Moopyj]

Especially when you can tell they've had about 3 kids with 3 baby daddy. That gut runth over like a damn volcano erupting and the love handles and stretch marks are out in full force. Is love to meet the dad's but I'm sure they don't know who they are

youtube advertisements when I try to watch something. It really pisses me off

 

[allabouttheUK]

My GD wife takes a selfie every effing second. Quite embarrassing. She'll take a selfie with a brick wall, because "one of the different colored bricks looks cool"

Seriously?

About what I said in the other thread, forget it. Enjoy it as much as you possibly can.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Cliff Hagan as AD

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I'm guessing your opinion of the west coast is similar, but opposite, of mine about the confederacy and the bulk of the Louisiana Purchase?

I hate the whole Bos-Wash corridor. Mainly for the people. New Jersey (sorry Kooky) and Philly are the shiny , wet **** stains of that skid mark east of the Alleghenies.