This feature in Yahoo Sports Fantasy Football impressed and surprised me

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Maybe it's been going on a while, but last week I got a great recap on my quarter-final game. Then, this article appeared after my semi. Cuz's Cose Cose is in the championship game.Playoffs: Cuz's Cose Cose Silences Red's BoltsCuz's Cose Cose (11-4) 356 Red's Bolts (10-5) 246Cuz's Cose Cose got 46 points from Calvin Johnson, thumping Red's Bolts 356 - 246. It was the fourth blowout win of the year for Cuz's Cose Cose. Cuz's Cose Cose has been coming up strong regularly and has now won four straight. This makes it two in a row for Cuz's Cose Cose against Red's Bolts. Their last matchup was a 368 - 322 win in Week 7.Cuz's Cose Cose Smooth MovesMatt Prater scored 8 points, the highest K score in the league this week.Picked up Dallas Clark, who scored 28 points, beating his 14.62-point projection by 91.5%.Calvin Johnson had the second-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 46 points.The 44 points scored by Steven Jackson was the second-highest score of any RB in the league this week.With 43 points, Julio Jones ranked third in the league in scoring among WRs this week.Red's Bolts Regret TrackerJosh Freeman scored 7 points against a projected 32.45 and has now underachieved in four straight games.With 19 points against a projected 23.88, the Chicago Bears Defense did not meet their projection for the third straight game.Chandler Jones has now failed to reach his projection for five straight games. This week he scored 4 points versus a projected 8.48.It was a beating at QB for Red's Bolts, as they were outscored 27 - 7 by Cuz's Cose Cose.With 13 points, Ray Rice had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 39.6% of his 32.81 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year.What IfIf Cuz's Cose Cose played Red's Bolts every week, they would be 13-2 this season.Cuz's Cose Cose would have beaten five other teams besides Red's Bolts this week.Had they played each other last week, Cuz's Cose Cose would have defeated Red's Bolts 366 - 337.If they played the same schedule as Red's Bolts, Cuz's Cose Cose would be 11-2.If Cuz's Cose Cose had played every team in the league each week, they would be 121-36.Besides Cuz's Cose Cose, Red's Bolts would have been defeated by four other teams this week.If they played the same schedule as Cuz's Cose Cose, Red's Bolts would be 8-5.Red's Bolts would be 86-69-2 if they played every team every week.Game NotesLuck has not been with Red's Bolts, as three of their five losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.Five of the starters for Cuz's Cose Cose scored higher than the leading scorer for Red's Bolts.Cuz's Cose Cose bested their projected points again, the 11th time this season they have done so, including a streak of four straight games.With the win, Cuz's Cose Cose has a four-game win streak, currently the longest in the league.In the loss, Scott Chandler scored 21 points against a projected 12.54 and has now overachieved in three straight games.Marques Colston did little to help Cuz's Cose Cose, underperforming versus projections for the eighth straight game with 18 points against a projected 30.57.Although Cuz's Cose Cose won, it was no thanks to Haloti Ngata, who scored 1 point and has now scored below his projection in four straight weeks.Cuz's Cose Cose remains undefeated in blowout games this season, improving to 4-0.I'll try to add the link here, although my Sixpack credential says I cannot post links:http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/183353/recap?week=15&mid1=4&mid2=7I love the article, which must be computer generated. Not sure though. Does anybody know how Yahoo creates these articles? I would have rather won the Semi in my money league, which I lost by a huge margin. But this lessens the pain.
 

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Holy God, don't ever post anything like that aGAIN.