This is straight from the Cohen playbook…
- Thread starter dawgstudent
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"Auburn has a 58-item checklist for their new head coach....Number 38 will blow your mind!"
So his list is 56 items more than mine. Win games. Don’t embarrass us. Guess thats why he’s the smartest guy in the room.
I hear there’s a guy ready to get out of Akron who checks a lot of boxes.
Hopefully he will hire auburn a football savant like he did here at state
How many boxes does Freeze Check?
Well he doesn't check the allowed back in the SEC box, so I don't think the other 57 boxes matter.
There’s only one box for the Auburn hire, and that box is what the boosters say it is.
1. Do you run marathons?
2. Opinion on shorts on the sidelines?
3. Do you take videos of yourself in the weight room?
4. Will you be porking any staffers?
5. Is the 2nd inning too early to bunt in a tie game?
it's on a clipboard, which he'll toss and then throw his hands up after he tinker's himself into an L that would have been a W if he'd just done - NOTHING.
In the past he checked all the boxes, now he only checks one box...or so he says
If Freeze could get his wife to frenchkiss the players, he would be a shoe-in.
Outside of marriage and for 17 year old recruits, a few well checked boxes from the dial a date.
