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Drebin

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Staying on the toilet too long might not be the greatest thing for your health.

According to a study published in the journal PLOS One, extended use of a smartphone during a bowel movement greatly raises a hemorrhoid risk.
Is that from extended sitting, or is it from arguing with glfr?
 

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The Peeper

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I'd like to know who funded this groundbreaking study and how much money they wasted on it...................
 

Drebin

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It is totally unfair to associate glfr with hemorrhoids. I always associate him as being the perfect a$$hole.
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Good thing the Germans didn't have smart phones back then because it was a long flight to Pearl Harbor.
 

DAWGSANDSAINTS

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No different than what newspapers used to be!
Speaking of newspapers- the Atlanta Journal Constitution will print its last newspaper at the end of December.
Lewis Grizzard, Furman Bisher and some others are rolling over on hearing that.
So sad for a one time GREAT newspaper!
So sad for a one time GREAT industry!
 
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theoriginalSALTYdog

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Staying on the toilet too long might not be the greatest thing for your health.

According to a study published in the journal PLOS One, extended use of a smartphone during a bowel movement greatly raises a hemorrhoid risk.
Doubt there's very little difference between the phone and a newspaper so why wasn't that brought up 40 years ago?