To make light of the baseball situation:

[benatmsu]

You couldn't ask for better group of umpires to heckle. Too bad we suck and no one goes to the games...

Umpires - HP: Jeff Head 1B: Owen Butts 3B: Kevin <span style="font-weight: bold;">Assmann</span>

 

[Coach34]

that has to be made up...who the hell is named Assmann?

 

[MissStFan87]

for one of the State softball games named Han Solo?

 

[KurtRambis4]

I'M the assman

/kramer

 

[MaxwellSmart]

We had Assman last year for a few games. If my memory is correct he was behind the plate and took a pitch in the elbow last year from one of our outstanding pitchers.

 

[jakldawg]

One in a million

 

[MadDawg.sixpack]

the AssMan lives!!!!!

 

[awalkerdog]

That is one fine *** my friend, I remember that *** like it was yesterday..........before the hammer came down and the General put a stop to it.

 

[cowbell9]

nm