To my loving wife......

[SufficientlyScarlet]

Darling, I know I've told you for years that in the event of my untimely demise that I want my ashes scattered in the Blue Lot or under our tree at the Scarlet Walk. Well I've changed my mind. Just flush my ashes down the freaking toilet. And if I should pass before a coaching change is made, you don't even have to cremate me first. Just stick my head in the bowl and flush.

Tenderly Yours,
Dave

 

[ru75]

The old man had too much wine.

 

[Jim_from_RU]

Darling, I know I've told you for years that in the event of my untimely demise that I want my ashes scattered in the Blue Lot or under our tree at the Scarlet Walk. Well I've changed my mind. Just flush my ashes down the freaking toilet. And if I should pass before a coaching change is made, you don't even have to cremate me first. Just stick my head in the bowl and flush.

Tenderly Yours,
Dave

Lol!

 

[Jersey Boys]

The old man had too much wine.

He's got me waiting in a lobby!

 

[rulaw87]

Do you have enough priority points to have your ashes scattered on the blue lot?

 

[RUgrad75]

Night is still young, have a few more

 

[FELONIOUSMONK]

:flush: Here's your toilet. Now we just wait for you.

 

[knightfan2000]

OMG that was funny

 

[LeonardLeap23]

Nicely done Dave. How about presenting the ashes in your chalice as a gift to next head coach instead?

Hope to see you on Saturday!

 

[Scarletwoman]

Darling, I know I've told you for years that in the event of my untimely demise that I want my ashes scattered in the Blue Lot or under our tree at the Scarlet Walk. Well I've changed my mind. Just flush my ashes down the freaking toilet. And if I should pass before a coaching change is made, you don't even have to cremate me first. Just stick my head in the bowl and flush.

Tenderly Yours,
Dave

If I were your wife I would take all those into considerations. Just saying.

 

[DHajekRC84]

Hey dave. I hear you man. If your loving wife is anything like my loving wife she knows better and figured out this whole freakin mess years ago. Its the one argument I just bow my head and say...crap, you're right (when it comes to Rutgers and her view from the outside these past 31 years)...