Tom Brady Roast........
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Gronk didn’t say that, Nikki Glaser did.
I haven't watched the whole roast but she was the best I saw.
The bit I watched made me cringe enough I had to turn it.
"My favorite part was the part I didn't actually watch, but heard or read about somewhere else and obviously got confused when retelling it on the internet."
This feels like the SPS version of when someone goes around telling a funny or interesting anecdote they pass off as their own for so long they forget who they stole it from and accidentally tell it in front of that person and get called out for it...
Ben Affleck is now officially the most punchable movie star alive since he was banging Bruce Willis’ daughter under the radar and then left pops vaporized ashes on an asteroid so he could go back to smashing baby girl unabated
FFS, it’s a roast, and the MF can’t even get that right
FFS, it’s a roast, and the MF can’t even get that right
In the sack, she'd be wilder than a five gallon bucket of rattle snakes.
It's kind of sad that Brady can't find a life outside of the spotlight. Twice divorced but crazy successful NFL career. Will he find a life after football?
they say he got paid 25 mill for it and that he is trying to get enough money to be an NFL owner.
Well he just signed a 10 year 375 million dollar deal with Fox to be in the booth for NFL games. I’d say he’s doing fine.
Yes more millions and more vacation homes are definitely the path to pure happiness. The guy has no identity outside of football. Mega Millions are clearly the root of all happiness.
After watching this, my completely subjective, 100% accurate and unarguable opinion:
1) The best roasters of the night were Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe
2) The “surprisingly good” roasters were Sam Jay and Drew Bledsoe
3) The “usually funny but disappointing” roasters were Will Ferrell as Tom Burgundy, and Segura and Kreischer
4) I thought that Gronk and Edelman were so unfunny that it was painful
I subjected myself to 3 hours of this (over a 3 day period). Should’ve watched the first hour and the last 10 minutes and called it a day.
1) The best roasters of the night were Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe
2) The “surprisingly good” roasters were Sam Jay and Drew Bledsoe
3) The “usually funny but disappointing” roasters were Will Ferrell as Tom Burgundy, and Segura and Kreischer
4) I thought that Gronk and Edelman were so unfunny that it was painful
I subjected myself to 3 hours of this (over a 3 day period). Should’ve watched the first hour and the last 10 minutes and called it a day.
he has 3 kids he s raising , being a father is not an identity? i get it, you dont like Brady, get over it...
Sam Jay did a good job until the end when she propped Brady for sex. It was just bad.
no I am saying the guy has 2 ex wives and I doubt he is raising his children actively. his time in the limelight is over, and he needs to move on, its looking like he is struggling with not getting attention anymore
I see him doing Hertz commercials nearly every commercial break, and this fall, Fox is paying him $35MM to be their lead analyst. I’d say his time in the limelight is not close to being over:
He's the most successful QB in history and looks like a male model.
I wouldn't worry too much about him.
And yet he cannot hold on to a wife and needs all the attention in the world still after football.
This is just a weird thing to say.
Pretty sure he's only had one wife, who he stayed with for 13 years. Divorce is not uncommon among rich, good looking, famous people
He impregnated Bridget Moynihan near the end of their relationship, which he likely ended, and they've parented that child.
He's a public figure. Has been for decades. He's not required to fade away into a quiet life
obviously i am not in the Brady circle of trust, hopefully i will be one day. that being said if the infidelity rumors on her part are true, should he be made to live in a loveless marriage so as not to upset those who believe he cannot hold on to a wife. im pretty sure that he is not crying into his pillow every night as he tries to go to sleep.
