Totally OT and in no way sports related but…

[Dawgbite]

Why is there any need for 1-800 telephone numbers anymore? Long distance calls are a thing of the past.

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

 

[Pars]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

 

[Pars]

How exactly does the posi trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

 

[8dog]

Why is there any need for 1-800 telephone numbers anymore? Long distance calls are a thing of the past.

You have to use them when you are Roaming

 

[M R DAWGS]

Delete

 

[HailStout]

Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together?

 

[Dawgbite]

How exactly does the posi trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

 

[Ranchdawg]

Why is there any need for 1-800 telephone numbers anymore? Long distance calls are a thing of the past.

So you know how to reach a car repair insurance company.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

There’s overwhelmed and underwhelmed but is there such a thing as whelmed?

 

[Awwhellnaw]

How exactly does the posi trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

Why’s the sky blue? Why boobs good?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

What do you add to dehydrated water?

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

What do you add to dehydrated water?

Steven Wright never knew what to add.

 

[Shmuley]

Moar redheads.

 

[Dawgbite]

Moar redheads.