Chronicles from the Favre Era
Favre: "What's a brother got 2 do to get a shot?"
Mullen: "See over the offensive line."
Favre: "Roll me out, *****. I got some skillz!"
Mullen: "OK. Relf is pretty banged up and I don't want to burn Dak's redshirt, so we'll get you a few snaps."
Favre: "That's fine, Danny. Its all I will need to win the starting job for schizzle."
Mullen: "Ok."
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Favre: "Hey Danny, did you see that play I made!"
Mullen: "Yeah. It was a pretty good spiral until the second bounce."
Favre: "Whatever, dude. The line needs to block better. They messed up my karma."
Mullen: "Dylan, you know this isn't basketball. Its not necessary to dribble the ball after you receive the snap."
Favre: " I did that to throw off the defense to make them think I didn't know what I was doing."
Mullen: "Well, it worked."
Favre: "Exactly homey."
Mullen: "Well, at least on your next pass, you hit the defender right between the numbers."
Favre: "I bet I left a bruise on his chest. I got me some mad skillz."
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Favre: "Hey Danny, did you see me flatten that guy on my TD run?"
Mullen: "You mean the 4rd string walk-on wearing 2 knee braces? Yeah, that was impressive."
Favre: " I know man. I am awesome. Just like my uncle. Its in our blood."
Mullen: "Weren't you adopted?"
Favre: "Whatever man, he taught me everything I know."
Mullen: "I understand, but can you please stop texting pictures of your little favre to my wife."
Favre: "Heh. Heh. Gulf coast gangsta in da houze."
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Favre: "Hey Danny, did you see my hot new blonde girlfriend? She da bomb aint she?"
Mullen: "You mean the girl from the volleyball team that was trimming your eyebrow? Yeah, she is pretty and tall. Must be great to have someone who can reach the top shelf at Wal-Mart for you."
Favre: "Huh? My posse does my shopping."
Mullen: "That's what I said."
Favre: " Oh no you di...nt!"
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Favre: " Danny, I don't know if you saw my pic on the front page of the Clarion Ledger, but I'm taking my skillz to a team that understands and needs me. Pearl River will be the next national powerhouse. Bank on it. You should put us on your schedule, Dog."
Mullen: " Pearl River is a community college. We can't schedule them."
Favre: " Whatever, chicken."
Mullen: "What?"
Favre: "Bwok. Bwok. Oh yeah, I'm taking 2 guys with me. Both Marcus Green and Vick Ballard will help me showcase my skillz."
Mullen: "That's interesting. Neither one has eligibility left."
Favre: " Oh, shnap!"